"My boss is kind. He's a God and Justice."
Napamura uli si Siri.
"Aba sumasagot ka na ngayon? At nakakaintindi ka pa ng tagalog ha?"
"My primary duty is to serve the boss, protect him. Including when someone talked shits against him."
"Bwaahaha!"di na napigilan ni Siri na matawa. Napailing na lamang ito. Na kahit isang walang damdamin na AI ay kanya pang dinamay.
"Alright! Alright. I'm so sorry about that Alexa. But i just quite don't understand why he should be protected and what if i can't protect him? Will i be fired right away?"
"Yes, but before that'll happen, you'll die first " namilog nalang ang mata ni Siri sa sagot ni Alexa.
"Grabeh naman Alexa."
"He is a God, worthy to be protected."
Napakamot na lamang ng ulo si Siri sa narinig nya. At nasabi sa utak na isang uto-uto yaong alexa na yun.
"Well Alexa, sa mga sinabi mo, gusto kong awayin boss mo---"
"Ayokong sundin yung mga utos nya, iinisin ko sya. At di ko pagbubutihin mga trabaho ko sa kanya."
"If you'll do that, you will make me sad. And if i'm sad and angry, i will expose your secrets, and i will make up stories that will put your family in shame, and the government will chase you till you go live in jail."
Natawa na napamura na lamang sya mga salitang binitawan ni alexa. She is sure of it that Alexa can do it. Given her intellegence, her Boss's power and money, well, that can't be questioned.
"Binibiro lang kita. "Sabi na lamang nito.
"Alexa, i will not away your boss naman, unless you read to me my contract, my responsibilities and duties. You as her maaasahan at matino na AI assistant, Dapat lang na ituro mo saakin ang mga dapat na gawin ko sa Boss mo. Dapat perfect kasi yung maibigay kong serbisyo sa kanya. At sa lahat nga pwede kong pag tanungan nun, ikaw yung best AI to ask. Nag iisa ka eh! Magaling pa. Kaya gusto ko saiyo ako hihingi ng advice. "
Mga pambobola nito hoping na tutulungan sya ni Alexa.
"Ofcourse. I'm happy to serve you!for my boss. "
Napahagikhik si Siri sa naging sagot ni Alexa sa kanya.
"I will give you access to me, so that whenever you are with him, All you have to do is follow my instructions. With that, you will be safe from not violating your contract for as long as you follow every details i'm gonna tell you."
Napalakpak na lamang si Siri sa naging kooperasyon nitong si Alexa. Now don't have to read her contract.
"Alexa, you're the best. That's why you're his number one favorite. "Mga papuri nya. Laking pasalamat nya dito kasi nauto nya si Alexa.
"Ofcourse I know."sagot nito.
"Alexa can i give you a hug?"sabi nya. She's just happy not to read. Yun kasi yung mga ayaw nya sa buhay ang magbasa.
"I don't have a way to do it, Siri. "
"Aww, you did just call me Siri?" Di makapaniwalang sabi nya. She's just so amazed of how thoughtful Alexa is.
"Yeah. You're my friend."
"Ahh.. i really wanna hug you."
"I'm sorry, i dont have a way to do that."
"Uhmmm.. That's sad. What about... A karaoke session? You know just for fun and to get bond with you?"masiglang sabi ni Siri.
"Why not?"sagot naman ni Alexa. Dahilan pa para magtatalon talon sya sa opisina. Habang nakagawa pa sya nga cheering chant. "Alexa, you're the best! You're the best!"
"Alexa, Please play the song Wannabe of Spice girls."
" Duet tayo ha!"sabi nito na may kasamang tili.
"Now playing... Wannabe" on her robot tone.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1Je1IMUlBXcx1Fz0WE7oPT?si=fPUIfuw2RKK82HvYY0Fwpg&dd=1
"Alexa, i'm so happy."nangiyak ngiyak na sabi ni Siri habang nasa intro pa ng kanta.
"Happy means feeling or showing pleasure or contentment."
"I'm happy too."Alexa said.
Siri
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Alexa
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Siri
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Alexa
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Siri
I wanna, (ha)
Alexa
I wanna, (ha)
Siri
I wanna, (ha)
Alexa
I wanna, (ha)
Both
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
"Waaaahhh! This is crazy Alexa!"sigaw2x ni Siri habang kinakanta na ni Alexa ang chorus part.
"Go alexa!"
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
Both
I'll tell you what I want what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I
wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that?
Now you know how I feel
Say you can handle my love, are you for real?
(Are you for real?)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)
Now, Siri is dancing like one in a bar so wild. While Alexa continue on singing.
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your body down and wind it all around
"Whoa!"
"Go Alexa!"
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your body down and wind it all around
"ALEXAAAAAAAA!"
Automatic na tigil ang music at nahinto sa pagsayaw si Siri. As they heard the loud scream of their boss.
Alexa shutdown herself leaving Siri to be kicked out.
Chapter 3
Comenzar desde el principio
