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RIN IS A BALLSACK
[ today 4:56 PM ]
y/n
i know nobody is gonna respond rn
but bro
i had the craziest dream
i was at river with my family
and we deadass got chased by
a fucking hippo
YES BITCH A HIPPO
and like in jumanhi
jumangi
bro what the fuck am i tryna say
jumanji. ok so in that movie,
they said smth abt hippos
being fast as fuvk and goddamn
this dream was so damn intense.
after we escaped the hippo, i got
attacked by a cat lady. but not
like a lady who keeps a bunch of
cats. i mean a lady who is legit
a cat hybrid mutant thing.
she ripped off three of my fingers.
AND SHE WAS RUSSIAN
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
BRUH
it made no sense
but i woke up in a cold sweat
bro had me fearing for my fingers
[ today 8:56 PM ]
bachira
a whole 4 hours late
but what the fuck
that dream sounds fun as fuck
niko
did you take any narcotics
before you fell asleep?
that might explain it tbh
bachira
big ass word bruh
do u even know what it means ☠️
niko
you're genuinely infuriating
yes i know what it means moron
y/n
i did not take any narcotics bitch 🤨
i had a long day at school and
fell asleep on the couch
that's where the real shit happens
bachira
real tho
today i deadass kicked isagi
in the face so hard i actually
felt kinda bad afterwards
y/n
BRUH
on pulitzer or????
purpose*
bro why am i illiterate today
bachira
ACCIDENT OFC 🙄
i wouldn't dare harm ur little bf 🙄
y/n
he's not my little bf 😭
but still, be careful boy
no one wants ur stink grippers
in their face yk
bachira
STINK?
my grippers are NOT stink
they smell great
isagi can confirm
isagi
They stink.
bachira
👴🏼
bro that's so foul
i thought we were homies
isagi
I wasn't lying. They smell
like cottage cheese and rotten
eggs. Sorry to be honest 😅
bachira
THATS SO MESS BRO
IVE BEEN NOTHING
BUT KIND TO YOU 😔💯
niko
shut up bacteria
LMAO i mean bachira
y/n
BITCH LMFAO
BACTERIA
bachira
NIKO GO DIE RN
y/n
ok but where's everyone else
chigiri
here
nagi's playing vg
bachira
what's vg
vag
vagina
vagene
vaginitis
???
y/n
bro...
YOU ARE READING
TALK . blue lock
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