el: I just caught Y/n and Argyle in the parking lot
robin: LMFAO WHAT
el: The windows were foggy, Max said not to say hi.
max: this is being taken out of context
steve: Damn Argyle has rizz
lucas: The rizzard
eddie: i guess that's why y/ns late for hellfire
dustin: Seriously, this is one of our biggest campaigns yet. Eddie never should've let her in.
eddie: it was our only chance at having a hot girl near us please
robin: at least he's self aware
y/n: sorry i'm late! im omw
el: Did you have fun with Argyle?
mike: Yes El, they were playing Jenga
el: In the van?
steve: Exactly
robin: y/n, no comment?
y/n: on what
max: me and el saw you and argyle
el: It was actually hard to see. It was foggy.
y/n: i don't know how i should respond
dustin: I'm really looking forward to your response.
y/n: ok
eddie: just hurry to hellfire we're waiting
y/n: im stopping for funyuns
steve: Oh...
lucas: Hellfire just got entertaining
will: it wasn't before?
lucas: Not like this 😂
el: So Y/n and Argyle were not being inappropriate in the parking lot?
robin: nope just illegal
y/n: you can't prove it
argyle: All of the evidence is gone
eddie: the evidence is right in front of me, hellfire is rescheduled till tomorrow
dustin: Was Y/n crying? Why are her eyes so red?
argyle: Yes we were having a deep conversation
el: Oo what about??
argyle: Y/ns crush
y/n: nope
argyle: Sorry, seemed like a good excuse
robin: don't worry, y/ns crush is on me
dustin: I'm confused, Steve please give me a ride and explain
steve: Ok 👍
eddie: you're not going to tell him right
steve: Absolutely not
y/n: is a hotdog a sandwich?
argyle: Yes
robin: i want whatever y'all had omfg
y/n: sorry going to get pizza rn ngl
argyle: Pineapple pizza at that
robin: y/n keeps sending me selfies with argyle they're so fucking funny
argyle: we are so slay
y/n: i can feel my tongue in my mouth
max: just don't think about it, you'll forget
y/n: thank you max
eddie: please pray for me
steve: How does it feel to be the babysitter for once?
eddie: it would be a lot more fun if they didn't already smoke all of their supply
dustin: Y/n was SMOKING????
y/n: you tell mom, i tell her about the cat
dustin: This blackmail chain will end eventually.
y/n: aw i love how blissfully ignorant you are
dustin: I will destroy your Louder Than Bombs vinyl.
y/n: i'll tell mom that you not only drove my car without anyone knowing but also backed it into mrs. whites mailbox
dustin: She deserved that
y/n: mrs white did, my car did not
steve: Ok you two stop fighting, no one's telling anyone anything
y/n: okay steve whatever you say 😚
robin: ayo???
lucas: Rizz
max: if you don't stfu
y/n: what max said^^
eddie: argyle was right about pineapple pizza
steve: There's a party tonight at the lake, you guys in?
dustin: Hell yeah!
steve: Sorry Dusty, its for grown ups
dustin: Y/n is not grown up, I literally just watched her fall asleep on the couch with pizza in her mouth
robin: pregame queen
eddie: Dustin, there comes a time where you have to accept that your sister is hot, and we want her to party with us
dustin: I'm leaving this groupchat.
lucas: Sorry Dustin, they're right
max: doghouse
lucas: OBJECTIVELY
mike: Agreed.
y/n: you children are weird go ride bikes or something
dustin: That's all we're good for now? Riding bikes??
y/n: that and discovering alternate dimensions that threaten to kill us periodically
dustin: Point proven. Can everyone just not call her hot?
steve: No promises
robin: i will not call y/n hot. i can use other descriptors. i have a broad vocabulary.
dustin left the group
sorry for the delay!! i hope you're all doing great, remember to take care of yourself and your mental health above all else <3
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