It about Jimmy, who is newborn baby, know his first toy, food, walk, claw, and much more....
1. First food(meat): BBQ chicken.
Muffin: My chicken!!!!!
Pip: Jimmy! Stop eating, please!
Jimmy: *eat more BBQ chicken* no.
Damien: I am Hungary!
Mary: me too. *fork* I going eat Cart men. Who join me?
Muffin: No thank! I want eat Kyle.B-)
2. First toy: Teddy bear.
Jimmy: wah. *hold Damien old teddy bear*
Damien: HEY!!!!!! THAT IS MINE!!!!!
Pip: Damien, you too old for teddy bear! Well, I am 15 year old when I get birth to our son Jimmy.
Damien: lucky....>:( He is 19 year old... Old. I NOT OLD!!!!!!
Jimmy: You are!
3. First word: Mommy.
Pip: *hold Jimmy* Hello, there. I am your mother, welcome to the world.
Jimmy: Mommy.
Damien: Aww! That is his first word!
Doctor: That odd.
Damien: what you mean?
Doctor: All baby who is boy say daddy. I think your son hate you.
Damien: He don't! *hold Jimmy* say daddy.
Jimmy: Ugly daddy!
Pip: Oh my...
Damien: WHAT!?!?!!?!?!?!?
4. First bite: Damien arm.
Damien: OWWWW!!!!!! HE SUCK MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: *suck more from Damien arm*
Damien: HELP ME, PIP!!!!!!!!
Pip: Damien, he is demon baby. That demon do. You do the same thing to me.
Damien: But why me!?!?
Pip: I dunno...
5. First friend: Enna.
Jimmy: ball? *hold a ball*
Enna: wah???
Pip: Aw, they try be friend.
Tweek: How sweet.
Enna: what to beat up our father?
Jimmy: Sure!
6. First beat up: Damien.
Jimmy: *beat up Damien with his teddy bear* Take that!
Damien: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! PIP, CAN I PLEASE KILL HIM!?!?!?
Pip: >:() NO! HE IS A BABY!!!!
Jimmy: Oh! Now try to kill me? What is wrong with you!?!? *beat up Damien with a bat*
Pip: Where our son get bat from???
7. First kiss someone: Pip.
Jimmy: *kiss Pip on cheek and giggle*
Pip: Aw! Jimmy really love me.
Damien: son, get me your auger.
Jimmy: HEAVEN NO!!!!!!!!!!!! *run away with his teddy bear*
Pip and Damien:?????
8. First bad word: Kiss my red ass!!!!!
Damien: eat your vegetable! Or no sweet for a week!
Jimmy: no.
Damien: Eat it!
Jimmy: No!
Damien: EAT IT!
Jimmy: NO!!
Damien: EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR NO SWEET!!!!!!
Jimmy: kiss my red ass, daddy!
Pip: *gasp* Jimmy! *pick up Jimmy* bad baby! That is bad word! Bad! Where you go that from?
Jimmy: daddy. Wah.
Pip: *get Jimmy candy, pick him down, and attack Damien with all his angle power*
Jimmy: Go, mommy!
9. First kick at: Damien.
Jimmy: *kick Damien on butt* Take that!
Damien: OW! MY Butt!!!!!!
Pip: Jimmy, why you do that?
Jimmy: I hate you, old men.
10. First breastfeeding from: Pip.
Jimmy: *crying*
Pip: *remove his shirt and put Jimmy on one of his nipper.*
Jimmy: *suck Pip nipper*
Damien: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pip: breastfeeding! Jimmy be heath baby!
Damien: *pass out*
11. First soda: Damien.
Jimmy: *hiccup* I am.... *hiccup* MAN!!!! HEAR MY WORD!!!!!!
Damien: :3
Pip: Damien....Soda make Jimmy drunk!!!!!!!! *hit Damien with fly pan*
Damien: OW!!!!!!
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Damien and Pip Family!
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