Commander: mmmmmm!
Revolutionary Hawaii: You're fine aren't you Commander?
Commander is seen covered in bandages.
Commander: mmmmmm!
Revolutionary Hawaii: What?
Hawaii feels an ominous presence behind him.
Hawaii slowly turns his head around while comically sweating.
???: Japan's Finest!
Hawaii-taro: Yo!
Revolutionary Hawaii: AHHHHHHHHH!
Hawaii jumps out the window.
Commander: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Commander is now trying to run away, or hop away, whatever you do in bandages.
Hawaii-taro: It's time for you to begin cooking!
Hawaii-taro: With me
King Hawaii: I, the true king of humani-
Fuhrer Hawaii: Anz Me! De glorious savior of Deutschland!
King Hawai: How dare you interrupt me!
Fuhrer: Oh? An inzignifigant bug in front of me that is begging to be smacked!
King Hawaii: *Sighs* Fine. You win this time.
King Hawaii: But beware! You better not cook a frankfurter so damn raw that it was still mooing, or oinking, its hard to tell. Also! It was even colder than Asian-in-laws!
Fuhrer Hawaii: Vell my frankfurters are huge in ze length! Ze biggest vone I made vas sixty centimeters long!
Hawaii bursts through the door.
Revolutionary Hawaii: WHAT THE F*CKS A CENTIMETERRRRR!
Hawaii-taro: You should begin cooking now.
*timeskip*
Hawaii-taro: Now that we are back, let us tell you the rules of this competition.
King Hawaii: No outside help from anybody.
Fuhrer Hawaii: And vats it.
King Hawaii: No, there's more. You have 6 hours to complete this cake.
Revolutionary Hawaii: That much time? Pssh. Watch me do it in 1 hour.
Commander: I suppose that we can speed up the process.
*timeskip to when they are done*
Revolutionary Hawaii: Done!
Hawaii pulls out a smoking and flaming pile of something and sets it on a table.
Revolutionary Hawaii: With an addition of oil stole- er gifted from the Middle East!
Hawaii poured oil on it, making the fire bigger.
Hawaii-taro & King Hawaii & Fuhrer Hawaii: ....
Hawaii-taro takes the first bite.
Hawaii-taro: It has an oily ta-
Hawaii-taro collapses on the ground.
King Hawaii was unfazed.
King Hawaii: Is this even edible? it looks like the middle east sh*t on it.
Fuhrer Hawaii: Looks like food to me!
Fuhrer Hawaii digs in.
???: mmm.
Fuhrer Hawaii looks up to see Hawaii(Primal)
King Hawaii: Back! Back! Foul Beast.
King Hawaii begins swinging his sword, with the intent of shooing off Hawaii(Primal)
Hawaii(Primal): M!M! mm.
Hawaii(Primal) mimics King Hawaii's movements.
*Timeskip to after Hawaii-taro wakes up again*
Hawaii-taro: We are now back to try Commander's biscuit cake.
King Hawaii: *snickers* after Fuhrer Hawaii had some really bad diarhea.
Fuhrer Hawaii: Ve do not talk about vat anymore!
King Hawaii: yeah yeah, whatever.
Hawaii-taro: Commander, how long will it take you to finish the cake?
Commander: I can't seem to get the batter to mix. I already broke the automatic mixer.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Give that to me.
Hawaii swipes the bowl away from the commander and tries to mix it himself.
Revolutionary Hawaii: What. The. Hell?
Hawaii is unable to move the whisk.
Commander: See?
Revolutionary Hawaii: We are supposed to be making cake batter, not concrete!
Commander: Says the person who made Middle Eastern sh*t.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Why you little..
Hawaii attempts to choke Commander but trips over something.
Hawaii: Sh*t, I tripped over Queen Shortstack.
Queen Elizabeth, with tears in her eyes, runs out crying.
Commander: Look at the time! the Special is over so we can get back to the original storyline! Please dont choke me.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Never!
In the end, the rest of the Hawaiis pried Hawaii off of Commander.
Author's note:
I am already thinking about a new book but Im not going to release it until I finish more chapters of this book and my other books that I completely forgot about. I wonder on who the old Admiral is?
Upd- May 6th 2024.
Yeah Im trying to get another chapter out. But rn i am changing some of the chapters I don't like as much.
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