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silvercandle incorrect quotes!!!!!!

Candle: Silver, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Silver: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Candle: Any idiot would know that.
Silver: I knew that!
Candle: See?

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Silver: You remind me of the ocean.
Candle: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Silver: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Candle: Silver! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Silver: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Candle: How has life been treating you lately?
Silver: Horribly.

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Candle, answering the phone: Hello?
Silver: It's Silver.
Candle: What did he do this time?
Silver: No, it's me, Silver. It's actually me.
Candle: What did you do this time?

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Candle: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Silver: We have heart?
Candle: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Candle: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Candle: And I started thinking.
Candle: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Candle: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Silver: Are you ok?

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Silver: Candle... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Candle: Your text told me to satanize the room before you returned.
Silver:
Silver: I wrote sanitize, Candle.

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Silver, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Candle, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Silver: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Candle: Okay.
Silver: And make out during the scary parts.
Candle: Th-
Candle: The scary parts.
Candle: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Computer: Please enter a password.
Silver: *types in Candle*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Silver: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Candle: *slams books down in front of Silver*
Candle: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Silver: You could of said literally anything else.
Candle: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Silver: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

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Silver: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!
Candle: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Silver's* hey besties !!1!
Silver: I literally hate you so much.

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Candle: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Silver: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Candle: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Candle: What an idiot.
Candle: *realizes it's Silver*
Candle: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Candle: I left instructions for everyone while I'm eliminated.
Silver: Mine just says "Silver no."
Candle: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.