Man so like you decide to go to a big scary place because you heard they're hiring and you barely have enough money to play the bills in your small shitty house
So like you got there and opened the giant doors, this place was a lot bigger then you thought it was, inside there were walls littered with posters saying "go here is you need a job!" With arrows pointing to another set of huge doors, you pushed them open and saw a giant person wearing red that seemed to be more red then the color red, they had a hat with a spike on it, they had long eyes and a vicious grin, with teeth as sharp as needles.
"OH COOL SOMEONE'S HERE" they yelled in an earpiercing voice, "SO YOUR HERE FOR A JOB? I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT AN INTERVIEW YOUR HIRED. IM YOUR NEW BOSS, EXPUNGED, BUT CALL ME BOSS" he yelled again "NOW GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE" he yelled at you so loud is sounded like he was a fly in your ear, you quickly ran off and began exploring the rooms, looking for one with coffee in it. Eventually you reached the last room, there was someone wearing all green with blue jeans and a green hat "oh, Hello, are you my brothers new minion? What do you need with me? is he going to beat me up again..?" They said, gaining a worried tone at the end of their dialouge "I'm looking for a room with coffee" you said "ohhhh you must've ran past it if it's your first time, follow me!" They said, getting up from the chair they were sitting in and walking out, turns out the coffee room was the only one you didn't check! You got some coffee and ran back to expunged without a drop spilling, you had steady hands
You opened the door and gave the coffee to expunged "NOW GO BRING BANDU TO ME I WANNA YELL AT HIM FOR EATING MY BANANA BREAD, HES SOME GREEN BEAN LOOKING BITCH" he yelled before he started sipping his coffee, you went back to the last room and opened the door, the person who was supposedly named bandu looked at you with a confused look on his face "back again already? Did you get lost again?" You shook your head "no, this time he wants you to go to him" you told bandu, he got up again and walked with you back to expunged with a very sad expression, you push the doors open "WOW THAT WAS FAST" he yelled "YOU CAN GO TO YOUR HOUSE I DONT WANT YOUR CRUSTY SELF IN HERE ANYMORE, COME BACK TOMARROW BITCH" he boomed before going on a riot of screaming at bandu because he had eaten Expunged's banana bread.
As you were walking home, you couldn't stop thinking about expunged, you had no idea why, but the way his voice was so loud as if it were magic had caught your interest.
I might continue this :v
