Who are you mortal?

Chapter 1-wait this isnt mj?

Third person pov
Peter had just swung away after dealing with a normal mugging and was staring at his leg that had a stab wound on it, he grabbed his phone typing what he thought was mjs number in

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Peters pov

You
Mj do you remember how to deal with a stab wound

I need an answer quick answer please

Mj im going to blow up your phone if you don't answer
Mj
Mj
Mj
Mj answer

???
Who are you mortal and how'd you get this number

You
Mj nows not the time to mess around it's me Peter now do you know how to deal with a stab wound while on a roof with nothing

???
This isn't an mj midgardian
Also why do you need to know that

You
Mj stop joking  also you know why

???
Tho I do love joking around this isn't whoever mj is

You
Wait this really isn't mj Oops
sorry to bother you not mj

???
Not mj?
Why

You set the name for ??? To Not MJ

You
Because you're not mj and I don't know your name

Not MJ
That doesn't really matter right now mortal

You
Wait
*Le GaSp*
Are you a pedophile

Not MJ
I am not a pedophile

You
That's exactly what a pedophile would say

You set the name for Not MJ To Mr. Pedophile

You
There
wait I didn't ask if you are a male

Mr. Pedophile
I am at times so yes
Also I am not a pedophile Midgard

Mr. Pedophile set the name for you to Madgardian Child

You
I'm not a child

You set the name for Mr. Pedophile To Mx. Pedophile

Mx. Pedophile
I do not believe that
And I still am not a pedophile

You
I'm not a child I am 15

Mx. Pedophile
That is a child Midgard at least compared to me

You
How old are you then

Mx. Pedophile
Well in your Midgard years I'm about 22

You
Hmmmm, still could be a pedo

Mx. Pedophile
I am not a pedophile

You
Again that's exactly what a pedophile would say

Mx. Pedophile
Ugh, whatever, why were you so urgent to message this MJ person earlier, also had you said something about a stab wound?

You
Uh
What
Nooooo

Mx. Pedophile
I find it bold for you to assume that I am moronic and will believe that
How deep is the wound

You
Uh
I think about the size of my hand
Do you want me to check?

Mx. Pedophile
Do not go putting your hand in a stab wound
Take your shirt or anything you have near you and wrap it around wherever the stab wound is
Then either go to the hospital or stitch it with a disinfected sewing needle

You
Ok!

-a few minutes later-

You
I wrapped it and sewed it
{insert picture of stab wound}
I think that I did it right

Mx. Pedophile
You did, now mind explaining how you got stabbed?

You
Uhm, you know what, I think I have to go

Mx. Pedophile
Wait kid don't leave
Kid?
Midgardian?
And he's gone -_-

Lokis POV

I had received a message from an unknown number, it was some 15 year old who had gotten stabbed, he left almost an hour ago yet I have been checking this Midgard device stark calls a "phone"

This kid had be slightly worried, what could he of been doing that resulted in him getting stabbed

Currently I was just mumbling possibilities  as to who this kid was and how he had gotten stabbed

I was in my room alone until somebody walked in....

To be continued.....

Authors note:

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Yes I am leaving it off at a cliffhanger, leave suggestions as to who you want the person who walked in to be(it could be someone you want to get shipped with Loki)

I'll try getting the next chapter out as soon as I can

659 words total