Aries: Listening to loud music at night
Taurus: Helping too many people at once
Gemini: Hacking nudes
Cancer: Sleeping though the apocalypse
Leo: Becoming famous as a joke
Virgo: Wearing too much black in July
Libra: Writing an essay late
Scorpio: Summoning satan
Sagittarius: Doing drugs
Capricorn: Ignoring intense pain
Aquarius: not wearing socks
Pisces: Midnight "snacking"
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"I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night"
