Aries: Sugartit
Taurus: Ross Geller
Gemini: Spherical bastard
Cancer: Useless man nipple
Leo: endangered whale testicle
Virgo: Appendix
Libra: Shriveled goat dick
Scorpio: Sausage grater
Sagittarius: Iggy Azelea
Capricorn: Scrotum hammer
Aquarius: Chuckle fuck
Pisces: Douche pickle
