[Verse1]
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
年紀增長，智慧卻未隨之增長
Midnights become my afternoons
午夜逐漸成為我的下午
When my depression works the graveyard shift
當憂鬱佔據夜晚
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room
那些我想遺忘在過去的人如魅影般占滿我的房間
[Pre-Chorus1]
I should not be left to my own devices
我不該獨自下決定
They come with prices and vices
那些決定必將讓我付出代價和染上惡習
I end up in crisis
我終將落入絕境之中
(Tale as old as time)
（像陳年的老故事一樣）
I wake up screaming from dreaming
我尖叫著從夢中醒來
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
我知道有天我必須看著你離開
'Cause you got tired of my scheming
因為你將會對我的算計感到厭倦
(For the last time)
（最後一次）
[Chorus1]
It's me, hi
嗨，是我
I'm the problem, it's me
我就是問題所在，是我
At teatime, everybody agrees
從大家的談論中可以知道所有人都這樣同意
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
我寧願直視太陽，但不敢看向鏡子裏的自己
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
總是支持我這種反派一定很累吧
[Verse2]
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
有時候我覺得身邊的每個人都比我迷人
And I'm a monster on the hill
而我覺得自己好像住在山上的怪物
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
體格太大所以不願社交，只能步履蹣跚地走向你最愛的城市
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
曾被刺穿心臟，但從未被殺死
[Pre-Chorus2]
Did you hear my covert narcissism
不曉得你有沒有察覺我隱藏起的自戀？
I disguise as altruism, like some kind of congressman?
我偽裝成利他主義者，或許就像某種政治人物
(A tale as old as time)
（就像陳年的老故事一樣）
I wake up screaming from dreaming
我尖叫著從夢中醒來
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
我知道有天我必須看著你離開
And life will lose all its meaning
我生命將隨之失去意義
(For the last time)
（最後一次）
[Chorus2]
It's me, hi
嗨，是我
I'm the problem, it's me
我就是問題所在，是我
At teatime, everybody agrees
從大家的談論中可以知道每個人都這樣同意
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
我寧願直視太陽，但不願看向鏡子裏的自己
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
總是著支持我這種反派一定很累吧
[Bridge]
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
我夢見我兒媳婦為了錢把而殺了我
She thinks I left them in the will
她認為我應該把家人們寫進遺囑裡
The family gathers around and reads it
他們聚在一起閱讀我的遺囑
And then someone screams out
有人放聲尖叫
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
"她正在地獄裡嘲笑我們"
[Breakdown]
It's me, hi
嗨，是我
I'm the problem, it's me
我就是問題所在，是我
It's me, hi
嗨，這就是我
I'm the problem, it's me
我就是問題所在
It's me, hi
嗨，是我
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
沒有人不同意，所有人都認同
[Chorus3]
It's me, hi (Hi)
嗨，是我
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
我就是問題所在，是我
At teatime (Time), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
從大家的談論中可以知道每個人都這樣同意
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
我寧願直視太陽，但從不願看向鏡子裏的自己
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
總是支持我這種反派一定很累吧
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