my dumb ass in Girls und Panzer

Chapter 7 we shall fight in the fields and in the streets

the tank turned towards the enemy it's front armor facing them 

Ella " ready?!" she asked

Marina" Loaded!"

Ella" Aim!" she said and the gun aimed at the Matilda II

Ella" FIRE!" she said the tank fired but it grazed the side of the Matilda

Alina" sorry I missed!" she said as Marina started to load a new shell

Ella" it's okay it's your first time" she said 

soon then Lisa from the drivers port saw the enemy tanks moving in

Lisa" there going right at us!" she said

Ella "dammit" she muttered 

the enemy tans began to fire one of the shells hit's the front of the Tiger but it did not penetrate 

the whole crew got shook up from the hit

Sara" what was that!?" she said

Ella" we got hit but the shell did no damage"

Miho" calm down don't stop attacking" she said over the radio

Ella' and this is where the little girls run' she said in her head 

Alina panicked and fired off a shot that missed

Ella" calm down take time to aim!" she said just then a shell bounced off the tank 

Marina" aaaah!" she said 

Saori" G team! "

Sara" were taking hits!" she said 

Noriko" oh no! what should we do?!"

Erwin" commanders your instructions!"

Momo" FIRE FIRE FIRE AT THEM ALL!" she 

Ella" I think we should withdrawal our forces!"

Momo" NO! DON'T DO THAT! "

Miho" B, C and F teams follow us! and be prepared! move out!" she said  

Ella" yes sir!"

Noriko" right we got it!"

Erwin" understood"

Momo" what? I won't forgive you!" 

Miho" new operation now with more sneaky sneaks "

Ella" you herd the commander get going!" she said and the tiger began to follow and somehow keep up the the other 3 tanks 

( how can it keep up with them? anime logic that's how)

soon as they made it into the town Miho piped up

Miho" were entering the town make use of your knowledge of the terrain the best you can"

Erwin" why not?" 

Noriko" Oorhai is my neighborhood leave it to me! " she said

Ella" got it" she replied

Ella" you guys know the place better then me Lisa us to somewhere were we can wait for the enemy" she said

Lisa" got it!" she said the tank drove into a alleyway  

and soon they stopped and waited for the enemy to come

Ella" these tanks were known for their ambush's like a tiger waiting for it's prey so that's what will do" she said 

as time passed they herd about how the stug was knocked out but got a tank and much later that the type 98 was taken out too 

Ella" so they should have 3 tanks left " she said

Ella' hmm but they so even with 3 tanks instead of 4 the stug and the type 98 got taken out interesting' she said in her head

soon they herd tank shot nearby

Ella" seems our patient's shall be awarded move out of the ally enough that we can shoot from the corner " she said

the tank moved forward and she saw the Churchill and the panzer 4 fighting 

Ella" aim at the Churchill!" she said and the gun began to turn

they saw the panzer 4 fire at the Churchill and the Churchill firing back

the panzer 4 was knocked out

Ella" you big head wankers " she said 

meanwhile

Darjeeling" well that was quite a match and-" she remembered something 

Darjeeling" wait where has the tiger tank been this whole time?" she asked

her answer came in the form of a 88 mm AP shell hitting the side of her Churchill at 930 meter's per second  

" Oorhais has won the match!"

Ella" Thanks for standin' still, Wanker!" she said as she began to do as her and her crew began to cheer 

( this victory is brought to you by this meme)

( Oh Scheiße)