it's time for court to start, "ok so u guys wanna divorce and why" the judge says "idk" says mrs claus, "makes sense you guys are divorced now" the judge responds, "NOOOOO!!! the children all over the world have already woken up to zero presents under their christmas tree!! your too cruel mrs claus!!" santa yells. "stfu nobody wants to hear ur goofy ahh voice" says the judge, after the court session santa slowly walks home with his head facing the ground, except he can't really do that cause he's so fucking fat. rain pours out of the sky, "it's ok to cry😞" says santa. he makes it to his workshop and yells at all of his elves "your all fired!!! get your small pancake asses outta here!!!" santa san is so enraged that he pulls out a machine gun and shoots every single elf one by one until his workshop looks like it came from a puppet combo game.
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santa san turns on his elves and runs a drug cartel
Randomafter santa san divorced with his wife santa san turned to drugs
