Soukoku One-Shots

You're Married?!

this will be a short one

It was a slow day in the Agency, the weather outside was perfectly sunny, and no one causing trouble in the city. Dazai lay in his desk chair leaning back with his book, The Complete Guide to Suicide, draped over his face. Dazai was enjoying this peaceful relaxing atmosphere, until it was ruined by the most organized person in the Agency.

"Everyone listen up, we have to update our personal paper work." Kunikida said passing out the documents.

"I doute anything changed." Yosano said as Kunikida handed her the paper.

"Well we haven't updated these in around 2 years, and plus we've had a few new members since then." Kunikida placed the last paper in his hand on Dazai's desk, "Dazai, I need you to finish filling this paper out by the end on the day. No, goofing off."

Dazai reached up and pulled the book off his face and looked at the paper laying on his desk, "But Kunikida," Dazai whined, "It's so boring."

"Don't care, do it." Kunikida said more sternly this time.

Dazai groaned as he grabbed a pen off his desk and started filling it out. He was done within a few minutes, well almost done when Kunikida grabbed the paper and started  looking it over. Dazai placed his book back over his face.

"Dazai, why'd you mark yes on marital status?" Kunikida said with a confused look on his face.

"Because I'm married." Dazai placed his book back over his face, "They'll be here soon to sign off on the document."

"You're married!"Yosano yelled from across the room.

"How come we've never met her?" Atsushi asked.

"I feel bad for the poor woman you married you." Kunikida sighed.

"Her? Woman?" Dazai said once again removing the book from his facing and looking around the room.

"Yeah your wife." Kunikida said.

"Oh, I don't have a wife." Dazai resting his head on his hand. Kunikida then had a moment of realization.

Yosano gasped then said in slightly seductive tone, "Who's your husband, and why haven't we met him."

"Well you guys have met him before actually." Dazai said.

"I think I would remember if I met your husband." Atsushi said closing his eyes as if to remember if he met Dazai's husband or not.

"He should be here any minute." Dazai said directing his attention to the door. Just then a redhead in a black fedora walked through the door.

"What do you need Mackerel?" Chuuya said placing a hand on his hip.

"What are you doing here." Kunikida said in a rude and stern tone. Chuuya rolled his eyes.

"Kunikida, can you not speak like that to my husband?" Dazai whined.

"He's your husband?!" Yosano gasped way louder than she did earlier, "Well aren't you a lucky one Dazai."

Dazai walked over to Chuuya and grabbed his hand. He then pulled Chuuya over to his desk and handed him a pen.

"How come we weren't invited to your wedding." Yosano asked crossing her arms. Chuuya looked over the paper work and started filling it out.

"We kept it small. Just close friends." Dazai said.

"We aren't close friends? Wow Dazai I'm hurt." Ranpo said not even looking in Dazai's direction.

Chuuya finished the paperwork and signed it with his signature, "There you go."

"Thank you love." Dazai said sweetly he then gave Chuuya a soft kiss on the lips. Chuuya then proceeded to walk out the Agency and back to the Mafia HQ.

The members of the Ada sat there dumbfounded, all except Ranpo of course. Dazai sat back down at his desk and put his headphones on. Kunikida grabbed the paper off Dazai's desk and stared at it.

"Did anyone, besides Ranpo, know about this?" Kunikida said raising the sheet of paper.

"I did." Kyoka said, who has been sitting at her desk the whole time finding this whole situation quite amusing.

"How'd you know?!" Atsushi asked looking at her.

"I went to their wedding, I was still in the Mafia at the time and was pretty close to Chuuya. Plus Kouyou was going and she thought I'd be a cute flower girl." Kyoka said as if it were obvious.

"Is anyone else married that I didn't know about?" Kunikida said looking around the room.

I didn't really know how to end this one but thats good enough. 
(Im running out of ideas send help T-T)