Rook: Wait, was this to someone else or to Ace?
Cater: To someone else-
Rook: Well then, did you feel an unbearable wave of rage crash down inside you when you realized your beloved was meant to be with another person?
Deuce: WAIT, SO-
Riddle: *Intense shushing noises*
Floyd: *Mimics shushing noises*
Riddle: *Pulls out fan and starts intensely fanning himself* . . . I was just shushing Deuce, you all can keep talking
Floyd: NO!
Deuce: Do you just keep that fan for emergency Deuce shushing? You're looking very red! Are you all right?
Malleus was playing his guitar and needed someone to do a duet.
Leona: Give me a good reason why I should sing with you-
Riddle, on Google: One: It helps with stress, Two: It exercises your facial muscles, it improves posture, it helps with confidence, it exercises your brain, it's eco-friendly, it improves your memory, it enhances your lung function.
Leona: I heard like none of that-
Kalim: It would make Ruggie and Malleus happy!
Leona: That's a terrible reason!
Ortho: If you love him, you will appear!
*Character that Idia simps for appears on the screen*
Ortho: Speak of the devil-
Kalim: So. . . I don't have my homework with me, but I have Jamil's quotes!
Trein: . . . Just. . . Hand it in tomorrow-
Sebek: Why is it that every dodgeball game, my smiling visage gets hit? *Gets hit in the face with another dodgeball-*
*Vil was combing Epel's hair and there was a huge knot*
Vil: Epel. . . WHAT IS THIS?
Epel: Oh, just give the comb to me. *Proceeds to rip out large chunk of hair*
Vil, about to faint: YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT-
Epel: I just did-
Vil: YOUR HAIR'S GOING TO BE UNEVEN NOW!
Epel: That sounds like something my mom would say
Vil: So, Epel. How long do you leave your conditioner in your hair for?
Epel: I use two in one shampoo and conditioner
Vil: What the- TWO IN ONE??? *Pales* THAT EXISTS???
Epel: It saves money
Vil, close to fainting: DO YOU AT LEAST LEAVE IT IN FOR 2-5 MINUTES?? Or, better yet, use a leave in conditioner as well?
Epel: I rinse it out immediately
Leona: And here we can see the difference between people who care too much about their hair versus regular people.
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