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This is sending me im sorry
Sarry
Star look away im in a state of weakness
My proffesional career is over
the way he pulls his ear like its a secret then talks normal volume
Planet sheev
Legitimately so fucking funny
💀
Top tier satire honestly.
Angrily ranting to jester while holding This in her hand
Potatofamine carbomb
??????? This man just Says Shit huh
All thats missing is the emojis
Big WAAAAAAHHHH
He doesnt even know who she is only that she was important and he forgot her
Season 1 was wild like why was scratch such a hater for no fucking reason 💀
Dude what do you even want at this point. You're expired goop.
Why is the phrasing of 'sometimes appears' sending me
252 unique experiences left
For anything
Reminding me of 'omg you people cant do anything' 💀
You know what i dont wanna know
Put it so well 💀 hes so unfunny its almost baffling
Jessie pokemon
I dont think memes are decided and drawn by a council
Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔
Help im being hunted like a wild animal
This was the beginning of my joker arc
Help
One of those tumblr posts where 'dark*ops username* reblogs
Kids on twitter roleplaying silly characters are the backbone of fandom actually
Not trying it either...$75
Chris pratt is not real chris pratt is not real crisp rat is not real cr
...actually wait hang on
'What shall our gimmick be? Hmm....Got it.'
Im just gonna take the piss out of him this whole time im sorry
Tfw the coffee is just that good. Man im not a cool kid anymore am i
What are you doing 😭😭😭 its just a pooch
She says like meg does not act exactly like this when wronged 🙄 /hyp
😭
Since when was this a thing?!
The mario brothers live in purgatory. Yoshi are their only family
Aaaynd?
Thats like a sunny delivery. Did he ad lib that
😔 no more yahoos...only oh noooos...
He said it!
Even his voice was higher it'd feel more right. Day has the falsetto for luigi
Hey luigi how come we dont-a play nightcrawlers-a anymore
He got too close to the threshold and the giants got him
I have 1 joke
I fuckin forgot who voiced toad but THAT was a good compromise
Film makers are fake fans
Aaaaaaaaaa
Star im so fucking sorry im such a broken record
Just a note. Carrying on
I do like the cute game details. Like the platformer camera angles
She knows her subjects are squishy n rubbish but she loves them
I love her actually. I love her sm
Shes cute i love her actually
Omg is that a mother fucking partners in time reference
They hate to see a peaceful kingdom winning
Lord hater vibes. He even pulled a you're the greatest
Thats so sweet actually 😭😭😭
You think goofy va's cant be emotional? The disrespect.
Thats so cute actually hold on 😭🥺
Sure you dont want to send him to the shadow realm bowser? No? Ok
The song choices are sending me im so sorry
3 stars. Neither happy nor unhappy with this experience
Even peach showing him up with game line imitations 😭
Oh my god is that a mother fucking built on lies reference
In his mind shes like 4 he does Not take her seriously
Didnt expect to like seth rogan kong but he adds a lot of catharsis ngl
Fun film. Liked parts a lot but as a whole product its eeeeeh
😭
Jehovas witnesses could severely cut down their work time w this method
Blue being champion for like 7 minutes is such a funny piece of canon info
MDMFMFMNFKDKD this poor kid took the biggest L in history
Dropping this into conversation round the dinner table
'The vet said his were abnormally large' chad hamster
She went so hard on that end chorus
'Victini is based off of a way of cutting apples to make them look like rabbits'
🐽
Its so sweet especially from a b-plot which is usually for jokes
Alert me if smth goes wrong so i can laugh otherwise
Standards are down in the basement
Honestly valid cjfjejfjfjf hes a loser for both sides. No one wants him fr
Eh at leasst we got a smooch
JDFJDKFKKDKDNCNDE DIDK
Slapping his bald spot like a horses flank
Most iconic video ever
Adult moment
Oh this is the PEAK of posts that are gonna hit different when star sees em
Thanks doc
Most reasonable take so far unironically
The jester fandom promptly cancels me
Hi star 😔
Help
1/4TH?!?!! Thats so much 😭 what the fuck
Carrying the weight of the world
La creatura
Funniest thing i've ever read
'A common problem that people must have' 'which makes me angry'
Beep beep
The photoshop...
This name, pfp and reading lost name is so old wattpad i cant even be mad
*raspy tpci singer* it's about milk
Absolute scenes.
Autistic suicide rates are disproportionately high btw

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