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Blootac74-recovery
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Blootac74-recovery
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2023
Apology video
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Table of contents
This is sending me im sorry
Mon, Mar 13, 2023
Sarry
Mon, Mar 13, 2023
Star look away im in a state of weakness
Fri, Mar 17, 2023
My proffesional career is over
Fri, Mar 17, 2023
the way he pulls his ear like its a secret then talks normal volume
Sun, Mar 19, 2023
Planet sheev
Wed, Mar 22, 2023
Legitimately so fucking funny
Wed, Mar 22, 2023
💀
Sat, Mar 25, 2023
Top tier satire honestly.
Thu, Mar 30, 2023
Angrily ranting to jester while holding This in her hand
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
Potatofamine carbomb
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
??????? This man just Says Shit huh
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
All thats missing is the emojis
Fri, Mar 31, 2023
Big WAAAAAAHHHH
Sun, Apr 2, 2023
He doesnt even know who she is only that she was important and he forgot her
Sun, Apr 2, 2023
Season 1 was wild like why was scratch such a hater for no fucking reason 💀
Tue, Apr 4, 2023
Dude what do you even want at this point. You're expired goop.
Sun, Apr 9, 2023
Why is the phrasing of 'sometimes appears' sending me
Mon, Apr 10, 2023
252 unique experiences left
Tue, Apr 11, 2023
For anything
Thu, Apr 13, 2023
Reminding me of 'omg you people cant do anything' 💀
Thu, Apr 13, 2023
You know what i dont wanna know
Sat, Apr 15, 2023
Put it so well 💀 hes so unfunny its almost baffling
Sat, Apr 15, 2023
Jessie pokemon
Tue, Apr 18, 2023
I dont think memes are decided and drawn by a council
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
Help im being hunted like a wild animal
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
This was the beginning of my joker arc
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
Help
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
One of those tumblr posts where 'dark*ops username* reblogs
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
Kids on twitter roleplaying silly characters are the backbone of fandom actually
Thu, Apr 20, 2023
Not trying it either...$75
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Chris pratt is not real chris pratt is not real crisp rat is not real cr
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
...actually wait hang on
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
'What shall our gimmick be? Hmm....Got it.'
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Im just gonna take the piss out of him this whole time im sorry
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Tfw the coffee is just that good. Man im not a cool kid anymore am i
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
What are you doing 😭😭😭 its just a pooch
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
She says like meg does not act exactly like this when wronged 🙄 /hyp
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
😭
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Since when was this a thing?!
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
The mario brothers live in purgatory. Yoshi are their only family
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Aaaynd?
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Thats like a sunny delivery. Did he ad lib that
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
😔 no more yahoos...only oh noooos...
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
He said it!
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Even his voice was higher it'd feel more right. Day has the falsetto for luigi
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Hey luigi how come we dont-a play nightcrawlers-a anymore
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
He got too close to the threshold and the giants got him
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
I have 1 joke
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
I fuckin forgot who voiced toad but THAT was a good compromise
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Film makers are fake fans
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Aaaaaaaaaa
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Star im so fucking sorry im such a broken record
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Just a note. Carrying on
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
I do like the cute game details. Like the platformer camera angles
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
She knows her subjects are squishy n rubbish but she loves them
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
I love her actually. I love her sm
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Shes cute i love her actually
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Omg is that a mother fucking partners in time reference
Sun, Apr 23, 2023
They hate to see a peaceful kingdom winning
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Lord hater vibes. He even pulled a you're the greatest
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Thats so sweet actually 😭😭😭
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
You think goofy va's cant be emotional? The disrespect.
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Thats so cute actually hold on 😭🥺
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Sure you dont want to send him to the shadow realm bowser? No? Ok
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
The song choices are sending me im so sorry
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
3 stars. Neither happy nor unhappy with this experience
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Even peach showing him up with game line imitations 😭
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Oh my god is that a mother fucking built on lies reference
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
In his mind shes like 4 he does Not take her seriously
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Didnt expect to like seth rogan kong but he adds a lot of catharsis ngl
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
Fun film. Liked parts a lot but as a whole product its eeeeeh
Mon, Apr 24, 2023
😭
Sun, Apr 30, 2023
Jehovas witnesses could severely cut down their work time w this method
Mon, May 1, 2023
Blue being champion for like 7 minutes is such a funny piece of canon info
Tue, May 2, 2023
MDMFMFMNFKDKD this poor kid took the biggest L in history
Tue, May 2, 2023
Dropping this into conversation round the dinner table
Wed, May 3, 2023
'The vet said his were abnormally large' chad hamster
Wed, May 3, 2023
She went so hard on that end chorus
Wed, May 3, 2023
'Victini is based off of a way of cutting apples to make them look like rabbits'
Thu, May 4, 2023
🐽
Thu, May 4, 2023
Its so sweet especially from a b-plot which is usually for jokes
Thu, May 4, 2023
Alert me if smth goes wrong so i can laugh otherwise
Thu, May 4, 2023
Standards are down in the basement
Sat, May 6, 2023
Honestly valid cjfjejfjfjf hes a loser for both sides. No one wants him fr
Sat, May 6, 2023
Eh at leasst we got a smooch
Sat, May 6, 2023
JDFJDKFKKDKDNCNDE DIDK
Sat, May 6, 2023
Slapping his bald spot like a horses flank
Wed, May 10, 2023
Most iconic video ever
Wed, May 10, 2023
Adult moment
Sat, May 13, 2023
Oh this is the PEAK of posts that are gonna hit different when star sees em
Wed, Jun 21, 2023
Thanks doc
Wed, Jun 21, 2023
Most reasonable take so far unironically
Wed, Jun 21, 2023
The jester fandom promptly cancels me
Thu, Jun 29, 2023
Hi star 😔
Mon, Jul 3, 2023
Help
Wed, Jul 12, 2023
1/4TH?!?!! Thats so much 😭 what the fuck
Thu, Aug 10, 2023
Carrying the weight of the world
Thu, Aug 10, 2023
La creatura
Thu, Aug 10, 2023
Funniest thing i've ever read
Fri, Aug 11, 2023
'A common problem that people must have' 'which makes me angry'
Mon, Aug 14, 2023
Beep beep
Tue, Aug 15, 2023
The photoshop...
Sat, Aug 19, 2023
This name, pfp and reading lost name is so old wattpad i cant even be mad
Wed, Aug 30, 2023
*raspy tpci singer* it's about milk
Thu, Sep 7, 2023
Absolute scenes.
Fri, Nov 10, 2023
Autistic suicide rates are disproportionately high btw
Mon, Nov 27, 2023
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*raspy tpci singer* it's about milk
Thu, Sep 7, 2023
Absolute scenes.
Fri, Nov 10, 2023
Autistic suicide rates are disproportionately high btw
Mon, Nov 27, 2023
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