You hop into the shower, the water on.
Uh-oh.
It comes again, and again, taking your mind over.
SHOWER THOUGHTS.
1. Does a straw have one whole or two?
2. At one point in your life, you were exactly Pi years old.
3. Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.
4. How do our brains remember we forgot something, but we can't remember what we forgot?
5. What did your dog name you?
6. Fire trucks are really water trucks.
7. Can you daydream at night?
8. When does the future start?
9. When my dog brings me the same toy, I wonder if it's his favorite toy or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.
10. If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
11. Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?
12. Clapping your hands is just high fiving yourself.
13. Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its-
THUMP. CRASH. BOOM.
You fell, is that better than shower thoughts?
AlSo, you got in the shower at 6:00 pm and ended at.... 7?
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two things.
a. is there anything you can say or prove with these thoughts.
b. i'm feeling stupid cause i got 4 hours of sleep yesterday because me and my friends had a sleepover and stayed up until four and woke up at 8. Good times.
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