I'm Back Bitches!

Chapter 16 - More Problems

"Oh... Shit."

"See you tomorrow, I'll be setting everything up."

Lucy then snapped her fingers and she disappeared.

Taker just sat there and sighed.

"Welp. Guess I'll go see what that whole situation with Cerberus and Koneko is about."

He got up and walked out to the living room to see Cerberus sitting on the sofa with white chains around them. Koneko was standing beside Malina.

"What happened?"

"They chased me around the town." Koneko told him.

"We only wanted to play." "We wouldn't hurt her!" "Could you kill a cat 8 times?"

"No, you can't." Koneko answered that last one.

"Just ignore the last one. That one always asks the weirdest questions." He said. "So how's things with Vali?"

"Insufferable. Wanna know how bad it really is?"

"Go ahead."

"Yesterday I said Issei was fun to be around in comparison to him."

"Je- I mean, fuck. That's gotta be hell."

"It is. I was actually on the way here to get a break." She said.

"So... Why did you run from Cerberus if you know they wouldn't hurt you?"

Koneko shrugged.

"Seemed fun. Never been chased by a dog. Makes me think if that's what mice think when.... Nevermind. Forget I said anything."

"You... You chase mice?" Taker was a little surprised at that. "And you say I'm racist for calling you a pussy? You're literally filling up all of the stereotypes for cats. Next you'll tell me your eyes glow at the sight of fish and milk."

"Ok I'm not that far gone."

"Good."
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"So like, you chase mice and what do you do, fuck with them?" Azazal asked, now curious about this.

"Where did you come from?" Taker asked, looking down at her.

"My mom."

Everyone was just silent at that answer.

"She's not really wrong... I mean, the other answer would be Heaven. Then probably her room." Malina shrugged.

"I'm more shocked that she swore." Taker said. "Anyone else notice?"

"I think we influence her too much." "We made an angel sin!" "If homosexuality is a sin why is the male G spot up the ass? My theory is God was drunk one day and said "hey, watch me out this G spot up here" and the rest was history."

Once again, silence.

"That's actually a big misconception. It's not actually a sin, that's-"

"Just a human thing because humans are assholes." Taker guessed, though it was more of a statement.

"Pretty much." Azazal confirmed.

"Well for the record, I got no problems with the gay. Just as long as it isn't too gay." Taker clarified.

"So... Anyone up for Mario Party?" Judgement asked.

Koneko pointed at Taker.

"I swear to Lucifer if you take a star from me again I'll kill you."

"No promises."

"I'll get the vodka." Malina said as she went into the kitchen.

"Can I play?" Azazal asked.