Aries: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Taurus: My friend's bakery burned down last night, now his business is toast.
Gemini: There once was a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
Cancer: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Leo: When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Virgo: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Libra: I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Scorpio: Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
Sagittarius: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Capricorn: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Aquarius: Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Pisces: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is simply a bunch of zodiac facts (and compatibilities) that I find crammed into a small book, purely for entertainment. --- I do not take credit for the picture in the cover. I merely slapped some words onto it. I don't own the picture, I fou...