Aries: I brought you into this world, and I'll take you right the f**k out again.
Taurus: There are people STARVING around the world and you are sitting at the table crying about disliking carrots?!
Gemini: Whatever the hell you're doing... just don't get caught. I didn't see anything.
Cancer: I'M STILL WAITING FOR A KISS AND HUG GOODNIGHT.
Leo: Somebody else can make dinner. I do enough around here.
Virgo: How was school? Just kidding, I called your teacher and I already know.
Libra: But my feet are so tired from wooOoork. Could you PLEASE do laundry for Mommy? Please?
Scorpio: Seems like you're... hiding something. Don't worry, I'll find out.
Sagittarius: Ugh, do you have to come everywhere with me?
Capricorn: You wanna end up dead? Do that again.
Aquarius: What do you think people were like when it rained for the first time? Like, "OH SHIT THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!"
Pisces: I was at the store and saw something that reminded me of you!
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is simply a bunch of zodiac facts (and compatibilities) that I find crammed into a small book, purely for entertainment. --- I do not take credit for the picture in the cover. I merely slapped some words onto it. I don't own the picture, I fou...
