Theresa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Mei: ... I did. I broke it.
Theresa: No. No you didn't. Kiana?
Kiana: Don't look at me look at Aunt Himeko
Himeko: What?! I didn't break it.
Kiana: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken.
Himeko: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kiana: Suspicious.
Himeko: No it's not!
Bronya: If it matters, probably not, but Rita was the last one to use it.
Rita: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Bronya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rita: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticuls. Everyone knows that Bronya.
Mei: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Theresa.
Theresa: No! Who broke it!?
Kiana: Aunt Theresa... Fu Hua has been awfully quite.
Fu Hua: Really?!!
Kiana: Yeah, really!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Theresa, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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