I walkdeed to my highscool in the cold morning snow. The hot sun felled goode on her toes. I stops at a hogdot cart to be a bologna sandwitch. She ate it as she walks over the purple bridge. I could see the beautiful cotton candy sunset from the car. In the water i sees a horse drowning in the orange juice called waiter.
"Meoww!" It barked quiet. She smiles and waved back as the chicken falled underneath and becames a fish. I continues on my way to scool. I wants to get into a goode collage. Me has my eyes set on Evy Laguna. Souper exciting. Her mom wanted her to be a lozer. Thatsd y she studying hardest. I eats my purple unicorn b4 she gets to school. Her short hair covered her eyes. I runs my hand over my hairless hed. I wish I is pikachu. Every1 is jealize of my blue eyes. Hers freing wishes her had mi purpl i's. As I walkdeed to my collage I sees my pancipal. I ranned up to him and spit my shark gum in his pants.
"your my dad!" She exclaimation marked hugged the orange skiined girl. "i love you!" I exclamation marked laudered. "really?" he questioned marked at her. "i have a son?" he laughs and huggs her bacc. "i love you too, child"
Hers lookd agt tha cortyrd "O mi gawd T's Thom Hollend!" The blonde haired qt looks at me and wynked b4 dissapearing into the night skii. That's was crazeeir then wen I was teleporded to corusant. I waalkdeed agane to my gree and oorenge highscool. as i are another peace of suchi form my tutu i sees my univereuh tee enemie. I h8 Goehsi Doef. Him the bigger hot jurk in all of wakanda. She's scoffed as he walks buy so he kissyed her. I gaspsed and runned to the stareqass 2 the bassmant and cryed. I wish I isn't so purrty. Toknee Starrq wishs he were dis purrty. I piqed uhp a reesies orieo form tha flor and eated it. It tased soe gud. The doors open and her bestest freind Staysea cames down.
"hi" she says.
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"water you doing down hear" she questioned marked me. She yelled her everything. "do not cry Dayz. I have just the thang 4 u 2 cheer up with!" she got uped and starts dancing and sanged a song. "YOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE! YOU HAVE TO BE SMART! YOU HAVE TO BE UP TO THE TEST OF EATING A FISH IN THE DARK! YOU HAVE TO KICKS THAT LOZER IN THE GUT! YOU HAVE BE SMMMMMMMMMMAAAARRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" She singed that song just for mes
I cryes. "thank you soo much bestie" i hugs her.
"yourd welcom" my besdest freind sayed to me. wed bot cryed four fyv owers. i standeed up and left. I hoped my wa home to Romania in mi f-150. the rayn poored into my flippers as i changied mi diaper. Mi pingin arem hurted so badly as i runned to Endoor.
bitch ayem a cow
bitch ayem a cow
ayem knawt a cayt
aye dawnt sawy meow
I singed tha sung ot laud tel mi throt hurted.
