Orion: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Theo: ...Your what?
Orion: My friends.
Krit : Are they saying “friends”?
Nel: I think they're being sarcastic.
Faye: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Orion! All of your friends are in this room.
Void: If you must curse, use your own name!
Faye: Oh my Faye-
Orion: Orion dammit!
Nel: Where the Nel is my sock?!
Theo: What the Theo is wrong with her?!
Void: NEVER MIND, I PREFER THE CURSING! GO BACK!
Krit: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Faye: 'Prettiest Smile'
Nel: 'Nicest Personality'
Micah: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Void: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Theo:…’Most Likely to Stab Someone’…
Void: Who the f*ck broke the toaster?
Krit: It was Orion.
Micah: It was Orion.
Nel: Orion broke it.
Orion:
Orion: ...YOU PROMISED-
Void: You have two seconds...
Theo: The f*ck is happening he-
Void: *takes out skillet*
[In the background]
Faye: *recording everything*
Krit: ...
Krit: *throws a bone*
Faye: Wha-?
Krit: *whispers* I'm helping!
Micah: The first time I ever got upset in front of Void, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Void: I was doing both, for your information.
Krit: The first time Void hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Faye: Nel, you can’t fix everything with logic-
Nel: yes I can- and you and Theo can’t solve everything with violence!
Faye: *pulls out skillet*
Faye: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Void, looking at Faye: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Faye and Void in unison: *sighs* Skillet
Orion: Void, what do you value about Krit?
Void: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...
Krit: That’s how I know they’re fresh!
Orion: Wha-
Theo: L
Void: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Nel: Thank you for your sacrifice, Orion.
Nel: Are you a painting?
Micah: What-?
Nel: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Void: **OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-**
Theo: [laughing at two people running away from something dangerous] haha look at those idiots!
Orion: Uh...Theo...?
Theo: [squints and sees its Faye and Nel] WAIT THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS!
Faye : A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Theo has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Nel: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Faye: I knew you’d understand.
Micah:”Hey Theo have you seen Faye?”
Theo:”have you seen Krit?”
Micah:”You lost Krit?!”
Theo:”You lost Faye?!”
*meanwhile*
Faye:”Here have a pufferfish.”
Krit:”okay”
Faye:”eat it you’ll see why I like doing that”
Krit:*noms on the pufferfish*
Micah and Theo:”FAYE KRIT-“
Krit;”oooo swirls-“
Elodie: What is your biggest weakness?
Theo: I can be uncooperative.
Elodie: Okay, can you give me an example?
Theo: No.
Krit: “Why are you on the floor?”
Theo: “I'm depressed.”
Also Theo: “Also I was stabbed, can you get Faye, please.
Krit: “On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? “
Theo: “In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Faye?”
Faye: “Probably “road work ahead”. “
Nel: “I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Krit: *Screams*
Faye: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Theo: “Should we do something?”
Nel: “No, I want to see who wins.”
*Nel & Faye in a burning kitchen*
Nel -*Panicking*: “I need an adult!”
Faye -*Also panicking*: “Arent *you* the adult??”
Nel: “I need an adultier Adult!”
Elodie: **WHY**. why did you give Faye a KNIFE?!
Theo : I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Elodie: Now I feel unsafe!
Theo : I’m sorry.
Theo : ... would you like a knife?
Krit: “You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?”
Theo: “Several traffic violations.”
Faye: “Three counts of resisting arrest.”
Nel: “Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.”
Orion: “Also, that’s not our car.”
*(OH I FOUND A GOOD ONE-)*
Elodie: “Onion rings are vegetable donuts.”
Captain, used to Elodie being dumb: “Sure...”
Elodie: “Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.”
Captain: “Okay?”
Elodie: “Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.”
Captain:
Elodie: “Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-“
Captain: “Jesus, that one is a little-“
Theo, interested: “No, no, Elodie, keep going.”
Nalu: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Elodie: You were hitting Void with their skillet.
Nalu: So what? They're my adopted parental guardian.
Elodie: You asked them if they wanted a child.
Nalu:
Elodie: And then cried when they said they already had one.
Void: “Hand me the people opener.”
Nel: “...”
Nel: “Pardon?”
Void, annoyed: “The people opener! Just hand it to me!”
Nel, stressed: “WHAT THE FISH IS A PEOPLE OPENER?”
Void: “How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?”
Nel: “Knife. It's called a knife.”
Krit, to the Squad: “I’d die for you.”
Theo: “Then perish.”
Elodie: “Please don’t.”
Orion: “Cool.”
Micah: “I’d die for you first.”
Void: Let's talk about dating. I probably have a very different dating style than you, so this is good.
Elodie: Yeah. Cuz mine are...you know...***alive***.
Theo: “WHO THE FUCK-“
Elodie: “Whoa, language!”
Theo: “I speak fucking English!”
Elodie: “...”
Faye puting that frying pan at good use
Krit: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Orion: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Krit: One of them punched a gang member.
Orion: Theo?
Krit: Faye, actually.
Orion: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
*Orion and Krit are planning to break in somewhere*
Orion : We need to distract the guards.
Krit: Right.
Orion : What are we gonna do?
Krit: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Orion :
Krit:
Orion : Deal
Nahh now i fell a little attack,with this incorrect quote /lh /gen
Theo: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Krit: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Theo: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
Micah:”heyyyy voidddddd could you helppppp-“
Void:”yeah sure what do you need?”
Micah:”I lost Krit and need to find them before either of the seablings notice I don’t know where they are-“
Void:”I’ll help you but *how* do you keep losing them-“
Micah:”you remember the thing I wanted to surprise them with last time-?”
Void:”Oh dear not again-“
