The Terror of Tal'Dorei - Part 1

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Lance's Pov

"Chug, Chug, Chug"! Yelled the people in the pub as Vex, Vax, Grog, Pike, Maurice and Keyleth cug down ale while Percy was in the corner drinking wine

I was sitting at a table while we're doing drinking water.

And of course Grog wins the drink off.

All of the sudden a tall man pushs Keyleth out of the way.

"Move it Bitch". Said the man

"Hey you watch dicknose". Said Grog

"Easy Grog, we don't waste are time on talking assholes remember". Said pike

Grog sits back.

"Oi tavern keep another round for Vox Machina the greatest band of mercenaries in all of the realm". Said Vex

"Ha ha the greatest I heard you all couldn't even save a cow from a burning barn". Said the man

His group all start laughing.

"Vox Machina what fucking joke". Said the man

I started shaking nervously until Pike put her hand on my back calming me down.

Vax then gets up and walks over to them.

"Let's keep things civil friend we're not looking for trouble". Said Vax

"Oh I bet you Ain't". Said the man

The man then started slander are name.

The man says that Vax is to weak to tickle his own pickle.

Vax then ask him if he would help him.

"Yeah....U-Uh, well, no, I.... fuck you". Said the man

"Oh I'm only asking you to give me a hand". Said Vax

Vax the pulls the man's hand and Grog the uses his Ax and cuts the man hand off.

We then begin fighting the man and group.

One of the man's guys came at me.

I move away from him afraid to fight.

I then dig through my bag and pull out a potion bottle and throw it at the guys face causing it to brake.

I then dig through my bag and pull out a potion bottle and throw it at the guys face causing it to brake

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The potion causes the man to freeze solid covered in ice and frost.

All the sudden the tavern keep yells out.

We all stop what we were doing and turn towards them.

"First you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern, and what is that Gnome doing with my daughter"? Asked the tavern keep

We see Scanlan fooling around with tavern keep daughter.

"Who's paying for all this"? Asked the tavern keep looking around the room

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