this part is basically just me saying stuff you need to know before reading, like how author's notes work, content warnings, and anything extremely important to the context of the story!!
HOW AUTHORS NOTES WORK: I will include author's notes both in the middle of the story and at the end, formatted as (AN: whatever I wanna say here) and basically just adding comments to certain parts. There will also be author's notes at the end of each part which will usually be added after publishing the part, formatted as (dd/mm/yy AN: whatever I wanna say here). These aren't really important but just so that you know!!
CONTENT WARNINGS: May contain mentions of slightly graphic stuff like kidnapping and death. May contain mentions of blood and, on the rare occasion I include art in any chapters, minimal very poorly drawn blood. I'll explain more about how blood really works in this story a bit lower down*
some parts of this story are not meant to be taken seriously, and even though others are, some of the occasional art included will probably be either rushed or just kinda low quality. This story isn't entirely satire, but not entirely serious either. It's just for fun.
STORY CONTEXT: everything past this will be anything either not canon or not confirmed that is canon in this story since this is basically an AU!
RELATIONSHIPS: Paintbrush and Lightbulb are now dating.
Fan and Test Tube are really close but, even though I do ship it in the actual show, not dating.
Knife and Trophy are rivals and will compete against each other in anything whenever they have the chance.
INFO TO NOTE: takes place after season 2 ends, in this AU season 3 has not happened.
lightbulb was the season 2 winner, and that was totally not a biased decision by me(/j), but she ended up splitting the prize with her friends.
*Animals that are not objects do exist, for example squirrels. Objects do not have blood other than in their arms, but these wild animals DO have blood.
Taco probably lives in a cave somewhere and only knife and microphone know where.
Certain characters like tissues and cheesey are not in this story because I personally don't like them and I'm not good at writing their characters because idk how cheesey would talk, would it be like "golly gee! That one was a kneeslapper!!" at the slightest bit of a joke??? I'm sorry if you like those characters I just can't write them into this story
Both Bow and Bot do exist, at the point of the story's beginning Bot is near finished being built. Bow still lives in purgatory mansion or whatever that place is called.
Extra notes:
I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL WRITER AND, FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, THIS STORY SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN ENTIRELY SERIOUSLY.
Anyways I will not have any specific schedule for publishing chapters, and some chapters may be shorter than others. Also, the first chapter or two may be a bit less consistent because usually it takes a few paragraphs of writing before I can really have fully consistent ideas for stories.
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