him. | song mingi

CLEAN

mingi
it's true she is

seonghwa
she's everyone's baby girl

wooyoung
NO SHE IS MINE YOU
CANNOT HAVE HER

mingi
actually she's mine

wooyoung
NO FUCK YOU YUNA
IS MY BABY GIRL

mingi
no but actually she's mine

me
NO BUT ACTUALLY IM
FUCKING AWESOME

me
first off wooyoung be
quiet

me
mingi of course i'm your
baby girl

me
but that's in a literal sense

me
just for the vibes i am
also wooyoung and
seonghwa's baby girl

me
but also wooyoung FUCK YOU
MY CHILDREN ARE NOT
STUPID HOW DARE YOU

me
also i love you <3

me
yunho i did see your video
and it was funny but
unfortunately i was too
busy cleaning up hakkun's
shit to reply

me
also

me
I CLEANED MY
APARTMENT LOOK AT
HOW FUCKING
SPARKLY

me
*picture of a very clean
yuna house*

seonghwa
oh my god your floor
is actually sparkling

me
BITNANEUN IM A
DI-A-MOND

me
but yes it is

me
i'm so proud of myself i'm
actually floating

wooyoung
OMG I CAN SEE YOUR
FACE IN THE FUCKING
COUNTER WTF

yunho
so you thought my video
was funny

me
YES IT WAS HILARIOUS NOW
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
MY APARTMENT IS SO CLEAN

yunho
WWWOOOOOWWWWW

yunho
jk idc

me
btw you can't go to
antarctica if you have
your wisdom teeth
and/or appendix bcoz
you're a health emergency
risk

me
don't ask my tv just told
me and i thought that
was interesting

wooyoung
can you ever commit to
just one conversation
/srs

me
no

me
also fuck hugh jackman

mingi
why am i fan girling rn
you're literally so cute

me
<3

me
OMG I TRAINED CHO
TO GET DIAPERS AND
BOTTLES AND SHIT
FOR ME AND HES SO
GOOD AT IT LOOK

me
*vid of yuna asking cho
to get her a diaper and
he gets it because he's
a good boy*

yeosang
OMG THATS SO CUTE

san
life hack

wooyoung
what's the life hack
enslave your dog?

me
I DID NOTHING OF THE
SORT IM JUST
TEACHING HIM TO BE
HELPFUL

mingi
no that's actually awesome
i'm so impressed

yunho
not yuna being smart wtf

me
i know right it's fucking
crazy

me
oh and also this tree
outside has leaves now

me
*tree with one leaf*

me
how fun is that

mingi
see this is why it's
impossible to get bored
talking to yuna because
you never know wtf
she's going to say next

mingi
one second it's cleaning
then antarctica then hugh
jackman then dogs then
trees

wooyoung
this is so true tho

wooyoung
i was talking to her the
other day and we were
talking about her grocery
trip and then she saw a
cat so she was talking
about cats and then birds
and then mosasaurus'
and then tables and then
milk and then animal crossing
and then spiders and then
forks

wooyoung
talking to yuna is so
interesting

yunho
yeah but it's annoying too
like just talk about one thing

me
fuck you

me
look at my new shoes

mingi
SEE WHAT I MEAN

seonghwa
you're so precious yuna i
just wanna put you in my
pocket and carry you with
me everywhere

me
sounds fun

hongjoong
wait yuna

me
yes

hongjoong
can i ask you a serious
question

me
yes

hongjoong
have you been sleeping

me
yes

me
wait

me
no

seonghwa
have you been eating

me
a little

me
i'm okay though it's just
because the twins are
keeping me busy and my
attention span is shorter
than me so i can't multitask

yeosang
set some reminders on
your phone

yeosang
ya know so you don't
forget

me
okay

me
that's actually a great idea
omg

me
dolphins are so cool omg

me
sorry

san
don't apologise

me
NAW IM NOT DOING THIS
SHIT AGAIN STOP BEING
FUCKING NICE BE MEAN
FOR ONCE

wooyoung
apologise bitch *holds at
gunpoint*

me
woah okay less mean

wooyoung
apologise bitch *gets ready
to physically fight with the
only weapons being fists*

me
i like that

seonghwa
I GIVE UP YOURE SO
CUTE

me
:)

yunho
i hate everything