Stuart "stu" macher ||scream 1996

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You sat in class, bored out of your mind. You twirled the pencil you held around.

You were barely listening to what the teacher was saying , you let out a sigh.

"-Please choose your partner wisely," You blinked in confusion and looked around the room in confusion as everyone started to chat and get up from their seats.

"Y/n!would you like to be my partner?" Your classmate Henry asked , walking over to you.

"For what?" You asked, raising an eyebrow at him , Henry opened his mouth to reply, but he was pushed out of the way ,and the empty seat next you was taken by none other then , stu macher , the class clown

"Sorry, y/n is my partner, isn't that right y/n?" Stu said, putting an arm around your shoulder

"Yeah, sorry, Henry. Stu is my partner, " you said, giving stu a look, and he took his arm off your shoulder

"Oh, okay," Henry said before walking away and towards Hillary, your other classmates.

"So, partner. I am so confused right now. Can you please explain what is going on?" You said

"Well, the teacher assigned us to pick a partner so they could be our wife or husband, and we have to pretend to be wife and husband for a week and write about it" stu explain, smiling at you

You look at him with confusion. " Why did you choose me? " you asked

"Because you look like you'll be the perfect wife," he said. "Are you gonna be a perfect husband?" You asked. He nodded."Of course I'll be the perfect husband," you nodded.

"Cool, you can buy me lunch," you said as the bell rang.  you stood up and collected your stuff, throwing them in your bag.

"I'll buy you whatever you want," stu told you as he followed you out of the classroom, "and you can sit with me and my friends, if you want," stu added

The two of you entered the lunchroom . You both waited in line before the two of you had gotten lunch and stu followed you as you went over to the vending machine

"You want one?" You asked ,gesturing to the sodas."Sure," he said with a nod

You got two sodas, you handed one to stu and put the other one in your tray.

"So, what made you think that I'll be the perfect wife anyways?" You asked as the both of you walked outside

"Um..well, there's the fact that you like sports like me , you love horror movies, you don't take shit from anyone , you have the same taste in music like me, and you like animals,which is perfect because I have a cat" stu explained

"That just explains that we have so much in common. It doesn't exactly explain why I'll be the perfect wife, " you said

"You'll be the perfect wife for me because we have so much in common," stu simply said as you guys neared his friend's

"Hey, stu, who is this?" Tatum Riley asked, gesturing towards you as you took a seat next to Randy Meeks

"This is y/n , my wife," stu said. Everyone stared at the two of you . You took a bite of your hamburger, "we eloped," you told them

"What!?" Tatum looked at the both of you with wide eyes. You and stu let out a laugh , stu smiled and turned to look at you

"See, another reason why you'll be the perfect wife for me is that we share the same sense of humor." Stu said before looking at his friend's

"Y/n and I have to pretend to be husband and wife for an English assignment," stu told them

"The look on your faces was priceless," you said with a small laugh opening your can of soda.

"I'm sorry that you're stuck with stu as your husband," Randy said, and stu glared at him

"Any man that could buy me food would be the perfect husband for me," you said
"I brought you lunch , which means I'm the perfect husband," stu said with a huge smile on his face.

"So, y/n, what made you choose stu? Or did the teacher choose him for you?" Sidney Prescott asked

"Actually,stu choose me," you told her , taking a sip of your soda

"No offense y/n, but why would stu choose you? Stu, why would you choose y/n? She is nothing like you , you're the class clown, and she's the class president, " Tatum said

"I was forced to be the class president," you said. " y/n is perfect for me , it is why I chose her," stu said, putting an arm around your shoulder

"I think stu and y/n are perfect for each other," Billy loomis spoke up. " Really?" You and stu asked in surprise, looking at each other before looking at Billy, who nodded

"Yeah, if you think about it. Everyone sees stu as the class clown, but deep down, he's caring and sweet, and y/n needs someone like that," Billy said, and stu smiled

"Y/n, on the other hand , is very stubborn and is very responsible and stu needs someone like that, to keep him in check," Billy added

"Wise words from a wise man," Randy sarcastically aside, and Billy glared at him, and you chuckled

"Billy is right, I do need a kind and sweet man," you said, " and I need a gorgeous gal to keep me in check," stu said

The both of you smiled at each other. "Get a room," Randy joked

Stu smirked. "wanna get a room?" He asked you , and you smirked back."I would love to," you said

"Use protection," Billy said , making you and stu burst into a fit of giggles. "why?you don't want mini stu and y/n running around?" Tatum asked, raising an eye brow at Billy

"You try keeping stu out of trouble with his ADHD , now imagine another him, we'll be fucked" Billy told her

"I can barely handle a teenage version of stu, I don't think I can handle a child version of him, use protection " Randy told them

"You're just afraid you're gonna get roasted by a child" Tatum told him

"It hurts!" Randy defended himself, as they had a conversation, you and stu were laughing off your butts.

Finding the whole thing funny. Maybe this whole thing won't be so bad after all.
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