him. | song mingi

PINK

me
AND LOOK AT EUNJI
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE
MINGI OMG

me
*eunji but yuna
photoshopped her hair so
it's a nice shade of saiki pink*

seonghwa
DONT FUCKING SPEAK
TO ME THEYRE SO CUTE

yunho
i give up on everything

san
I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
YOU HEAR ME

wooyoung
I WOULD KILL FOR THEM

yeosang
IM GOING TO COMMIT
MASS HOMICIDE FOR
THEM

jongho
GOD NOW I WISH I WAS
PREGNANT

jongho
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

me
ME LITERALLY ME THEYRE
ALREADY GROWINF TOO
FAST AND I WANT JUST
ONE MORE

mingi
i'm sorry but the shape of
your fingernails has scarred
into my arm and my thigh
is still slightly bruised

mingi
i think we should give it
some time for both of our
health

me
true

me
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE
JUST ONE MORE LIL BABY

yunho
NO YOU TWO HAVE
GOTTEN HEEJIN TALKINF
CONSTANTLY ABOUT
BABIES AND JIHOON
HAVING A SIBLING IM NOT
PREPARED IF YOU HAVE
ANOTHER ONE SHES
GONNA WANT THREE MORE

me
lol

me
are you two like official
yet or what

yunho
i think so but we've never
actually said it out loud

yunho
i even asked her after like
our fifth date "what are we
after all of this" and she was
just like "whatever the fuck
you want us to be"

san
i wont lie to you she doesn't
seem like the type to really
commit to a relationship

yunho
she was like that when we
we're younger but i
figured if she was in a
relationship long enough to
have a child she must have
somewhat committed to
him no

wooyoung
true but also no because
what if jihoon is like the twins
and (this sounds terrible) he
was a 'mistake'

mingi
an accident we're saying
accident

wooyoung
what if he was an accident

yunho
true

yunho
idk she's just really
confusing me and i'm not
sure how to actually
bring it up to her

me
just be like sup bitch wtf
even are we rn because
i'm seriously in love with
you and i can't be fucked
playing these bullshit
games anymore

yunho
WHY WOULD I CALL HER
A BITCH

me
okay then leave the bitch
part out

yunho
yeah okay i might try it
later

me
look at me being a
relationship guru

mingi
yet you have no idea what
to do with me

me
nope not a clue

me
hakkun just shit himself i
can see it in his eyes go
change him

yeosang
change him. make him a
better person. change his
life if you must.

me
lol

mingi
bro babies stink bad

yunho
you're the one who got
her pregnant you have
to deal with the
consequences

mingi
I KNOW THAT

me
mingi's putting them to
sleep so i'll speak for
him

wooyoung
you guys are so cute i
can't even

san
ikr i'm literally obsessed

seonghwa
and you're doing so good
with those two so far they're
so happy and i know
they're going to grow up
so happy because of you
two why am i saying this i'm
making myself cry

hongjoong
no but seriously you're
both doing so well

me
THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR
FOR MY HEALTH IM SO
EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE
WHY AM I SHITTING TEARS
RN

san
AH YOURE SO CUTE YUNA

yunho
i am through the roof happy
omg

jongho
you're little family is so
perfect you've set a
completely unachievable
standard for the rest of
us why would you do that

me
idk but i need to stop crying
so much

san
MY HEART *dies*

wooyoung
YUNA SO CUTE

seonghwa
WHY AM I SOBBING RN

yeosang
we're too happy fans are
going to think something
is going on

me
THEY WOULDNT BE
WRONG SOMETHING
IS GOING ON

san
BUT WE CANT TELL THEM
I JUST WANNA TELL THEM

hongjoong
me literally me

MINGI

you're pink hair is going to
be gone by the time you
get back from tour right?

maybe

it'll fade but i might
re-dye it

it's also probably going
to grow out

why do you ask

can you do me a favour

sure

i'm going to go have a
shower

????

what's the favour

do you just want me to
listen out for the twins
because i feel like that's
a given

no there's a monitor in the
bathroom we'll hear them

we?

yes we

i'm so confused

i'm saying get your
bubblegum ass in the
goddamn shower with
me

don't need to ask me twice

good because i'm not
asking