'...it ain't easy having big wings😔'-Urogi

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Let's just say..heres some moments with Urogi and his big wings that are not really easy to deal with...well he is dumb-..

1...a bit too burnt chicken wings-

Sekido:Arlight the fire is ready since none of you dumb bitches know how to start a fire😒💢

Karaku:OOGH!CAN WE COOK THIS HUMAN NOW!!

Sekido:Yea yea whatever.Just blow a bit on the fire to make it larger

Karaku:Got it!

Urogi:*standing behind the fire*Aiiii come and eat with us!!!

Aizetsu:..later.. I am not hungry right now...

Urogi:Oh come on!!!

Karaku:*blowing on the fire*....Oop-....😀

Urogi:...Come on Ai!!

Sekido:....Karaku you are an totall idiot.

Karaku:Uhh Urogi-

Urogi:Yea!

Karaku:...Your wing-

Urogi:They're pretty i know!!I washed them today😌✨

Karaku:Well yea but..Pffft-

Urogi:...*sniff sniff*...*looks at his wing thats on fire*AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Sekido:Took ya long enough💢

Zohakuten:ANIKI I FOUND A LADYBU-....g......what the hell is happening

Karaku:AHAHHAHA!!

Urogi:*waving his wing*AAAAA!!BLOW IT OUT!!!BLOW IT OUT!!

Sekido:...Oh they are being idiots....and why do you have a ladybug(T_T)

Zohakuten:.....it's..cool....it landed on my nose

Sekido:........*kills it*There

Zohakuten:...........YOU MOTHERFU-

Karaku:ALR ALR UROGI STAND STILL!!

Urogi:AAAAAAA!!!!*spreads into his other wing*...AAAAAAAAAAA!!🦅🦅🦅

Aizetsu💭:...theres a lake right next to them-......how fuckind dumb is he-

Karaku:UROGI STAND STILL YOU WILL GET IT ON THE TRESS AHAHAHHA!!!

Urogi:AAAAAAA!!AAAAA BLOW IT OFF!!

Karaku:*yeets him to the ground with his Uchiwa*YOU GOOD!?

Urogi:..Ughh...*lifts his arm up*👍....

Karaku:OH THANK GOSH!

Sekido:.....so we having chicken wings instead?(T_T)

Urogi:.....AAA-🦅

Zohakuten:...*grabs a leaf and sets it on fire*....*throws it to Urogi*

Urogi:AAAA ZOHA NOO-

2....parasites attack

Urogi:*scratching his wings*GOD DAMN IT!!

Aizetsu:...whats up with you-

Urogi:I have parasites again!!*bitting his wing*DIE DIE DIE!ANNOYING PARASITES

Aizetsu:Uhmm....yea don't come near me-

Urogi:But Aiiiii they are itching so much╥﹏╥

Aizetsu:...yea....thats your problem there......

Urogi:AII HELP ME OUT😭

Aizetsu:.....no thank you-I don't want those things spreading on me aswell...get Karaku,he never showers anyways.

Urogi:*scratching his wings aggressively*FUCKING ITCHY!!

Aizetsu:.....uhh..good luck with that....and..have fun ripping all of your feathers off-.....

3...Too much feathers😨

Sekido:*walks into his room*Wha-...UROGI!💢💢💢

Urogi:*laying on the floor*-What?

Sekido:THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING- THERES FEATHERS EVERYWHERE💢💢💢

Urogi:Oh!Well...They are falling off on their own╮(•▽•)╭....also i am stuck..my wings got tangled

Sekido:..YOU ARE CLEANING ALL OF THIS UP💢

Urogi:Yea okay but can you help me a bit..i'm stuck •v•....also Ai was pretty pissed off so he ripped more of my wings╥﹏╥buut can you help-

Sekido:...No.*slams the door*

Urogi:Damn it.....But Anikiii how am i gonna-

Sekido:YOU FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF💢💢

Urogi:╥﹏╥....

4.Sensitive...

Urogi:*lays on his back*OUCH-

Karaku:!!....Jesus Christ you scared me-..You good?!

Urogi:Yea but my wings aren't...(╥_╥)....I can't even chill on my back..they hurt like hell...*lays on his stomach*

Karaku:Oof-...That must suck Hahaha!!

Urogi:Yea Ahahha!!

In a town:

Urogi:OH I CAN'T WAIT*starts flying*

Sekido:*grabs his wing*CALM YOUR ROOSTER(..instead of calm your horses it's calm your rooster😌) DUMBASS💢💢

Urogi:OW-.

Karaku:Aniki that hurts him-

Sekido:...do i look..like i give a shit💢

Zohakuten:......eh*walking away*

Sekido:YOUNG MAN GET BACK HERE💢💢*Pulling Urogi by his wing*

Urogi:OW OW OW--ANIKI CALM DOWN THAT HURTS ME😭

Sekido:SHUT YOUR BEAK💢💢

Aizetsu:Sekido wash your hands later..he might have parasites

Sekido:..*let's go*EWW-

Urogi:*hugging his wing*That hurt :,(....

Sekido:...Shut up i didn't even pull your wing that hard(T_T)💢

Urogi:YOU ALMOST RIPPED IT OFF-

Sekido:..it will grow back🙄It's just a stupid wing.ZOHA GET BACK HERE💢💢

Zohakuten:CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!🖕🖕

Later:

Sekido:*walking into the store*Urogi close the door since you will be the last one to get in😒

Urogi:Okay!*closes the door on his wing*OH HOLLY CHICKEN-

Sekido:.....what a dumbass💢💢

....yea i ran out of ideas...🙂

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