Kaeya: so welcome to the new students and all
Kaeya: especially collei and cyno, it's wonderful to see you again
Kaeya: but why are there so many of you
Cyno: this is a whole other nation you're talking about
Kaeya: fair
Diluc: did you think that Sumeru was composed of literally just collei and cyno
Kaeya: NO
Kaeya: THERE'S JUST A LOT OF THEM ALL AT ONCE???
Kokomi: because a whole new nation's been released
Yoimiya: literally the exact same thing happened with Inazuma
Kaeya: ok jesus christ
Venti: any of yall have wine
Cyno: how old are you
Venti: like 19
Cyno: ok legal drinking age
Cyno: no i didn't bring wine
Tighnari: or did you
Venti: did you?
Tighnari: I didn't but my boyfriend might've
Venti: boyfriend...?
Tighnari: cyno
Cyno: yes that's me
Venti: care to share your possibly existent wine
Cyno: depends
Venti: aw don't be like that new best friend :((
Venti: i'll give u an anemo vision
Ei: i already gave him one go find some visionless twerp to claim
Venti: ei i thought we were friends
Ei: we were until u insulted my ability to make boba
Venti: but-
Xiao: venti please shut up I don't want the first thing the sumeru students see at our school to be you getting fried by the shogun's musou no hitotachi
Venti: ok but only if you keep speaking in long sentences like that to me
Xiao: why
Venti: so i can hear your voice more <3
Xiao: <3
Tighnari: collei do you have all your bags
Collei: yes dad
Cyno: if you lose it you'll traumatize it
Cyno: and then you'll have emotional baggage
Collei: dad...
Ayaka: that was kind of funny
Candace: in the name of the good lord, stop
Venti: drop
Sayu: and roll
Candace: i like this school
Diluc: that joke sucked
Kaeya: you're a joke that sucks
Diluc: i will murder you
Kaeya: no
Albedo: yes
Kaeya: i- bedo why-
Albedo: so I can dissect you and study your body system
Kaeya: that's kind of sexy ngl
Kaeya: except for the fact that im dead
Rosaria: i would pay to see that
Kaeya: everyone is turning against me
Scaramouche changed their name to 'Wanderer'
Wanderer: cry about it
Shikanoin Heizou: sexy new name
Kazuha: seconded
A/N: being alive is a state of being but being a chronically online wattpad poster is perhaps a curse. we will never know. the temptation to ignore my schoolwork and do the new akademiya event is real
anyone else waiting for one of the short poetic anemo boys to roll around again 👀
ty for reading the part even if u dont see this lol, goodluck for baizhu and kaveh ik a lot of ppl want them :) <3
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