mingi
why

me
so it hurts less when i
beat the shit out of you

yeosang
is that legal

me
are you legal ????

yeosang
no

me
exactly

me
i'm gonna name this baby
'jorge' but instead of being
pronounced 'hor-hey' it's
going to be pronounced
'george' so that everyone
thinks it's 'hor-hey' and says
'hor-hey' only to find out its
just 'george' and then they
feel bad for assuming it was
'hor-hey' when it was really
just 'george' the whole time

mingi
no you won't

me
no i won't

me
i will name him jungho
which means right and
good because that's
exactly what my son is

mingi
and if i'm right and it's a
little girl what will you name
her

me
eun ae meaning grace with
love

wooyoung
istg that's so beautiful

san
i don't even care what your
baby is it's going to be
beautiful and spectacular
and i'm going to spoil it for no
reason no matter what

jongho
same

seonghwa
I CANT WAIT IM SO EXCITED
TO BE AN UNCLE

me
you're not going to be an
uncle

seonghwa
not technically no

seonghwa
technically only yunho
will be an uncle

seonghwa
you know if we're talking
about blood relations

seonghwa
but really we'll all be uncles
no?

me
YEAH AND YOUR EGONNA
BE THE BEST UNCLES EVER

mingi
i wont be an uncle

me
WHY

me
WHY CANT MINGI BE AN
UNCLE

mingi
oh god she's crying in my
lap

mingi
*yunas head in mingi's
lap while she sobs her
brains out*

seonghwa
SHE SO CUTE I CANT

hongjoong
yuna mingi can't be an
uncle to your baby because
he's the father

hongjoong
you know this

me
OH SHIT

mingi
she just fell asleep wtf

wooyoung
ARE YOU SURE SHE IS
OKAY WTF WAS THAT

mingi
i took her to her doctor
this morning and she said
the baby and the blood
sugar and the sudden diet
change weren't mixing
too well so she's fine it'll
just take a few more days
for her body to adjust

yunho
wait so no party with yuna

mingi
no obviously not

jongho
uhh i was prepared to
come over and eat a shit
ton of food are we no
longer doing that

yeosang
true i'm hungry as fuck
now thanks to yuna's
invitation so someone's
gotta take responsibility
for that

wooyoung
ME LITERALLT ME

san
does she have food in her
fridge

mingi
yes she has a lot of food

seonghwa
so we're all thinking the
same thing right

hongjoong
i hate to say it but yes

jongho
see you soon hyung

mingi
wtf does that mean

mingi
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

mingi
STAY OVER THERE DONT
COME HERE PLEASE

yunho
#toolate

san
#sorrynotsorry

wooyoung
#didyouhonestlythinkany
ofuswouldcarewhatyou
wantobviouslynotwedonot
careintheslightest

yeosang
#icantread

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