Peter's Perplexing Prescience

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*flashforward to Tuesday afternoon*

Peter POV:

Great, spent longer than I should've trying out Karen last night and overslept. Now I have to sit in detention for an hour listening to those stupid PSA's.

As I sit down in the detention room I look for MJ, she's usually here. But usually doesn't mean always and it's that exception where I've found myself in, because of course I would.

Coach Wilson puts on the PSA: "So you got detention, you screwed up-", yadda yadda yadda, nothing I haven't heard before and definitely don't wanna hear it again. I'm bored out of my mind for an hour, counting the floor tiles, 536. The wads of gum under my seat, 37, eww. The amount of cracks on the roof, 43, they should really do something about that.

By the time it's over. My spite at Captain America and the school system has grown again, I rant about it on my way home. To try and distract myself, and calm down, I pull out the Zoo group chat. They were a great distraction last Friday, could work again.

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Peter

Hey Guys

What do you think about Captain America?

Mr Metal

‏Boring and full of himself

‏Mr Turtle

‏?Why do you ask kid

‏Hey! Metal

Peter

He's just been on my mind

I do have to admit, he's kinda hot

Mr Wolf

‏Hahahahaha

‏Mr Parrot

‏Hahahahaha haha

‏Mr Turtle

‏?!What do you mean by that

Peter

Well, see

Like

I'm bi and he's hot

Mr Wolf

‏Hahahahaha haha

‏?Kid, please elaborate

‏Mr Turtle

‏Buck, No

Peter

I mean, gorgeous blonde hair, cute face, and admittedly an amazing body.

He's hot and I'm Bi, what do you want from me?

Mr Parrot, Chicken, Ant, Cheetah and most importantly Wolf:

‏Hahahahahahahahahahah

‏Mr Wolf

‏ I agree with the kid

‏Mr Turtle

‏?I'm sorry, what

Peter

Why do you all keep laughing?

Mr Wolf

‏Not at you kid

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