*flash forward to Friday afternoon*
Peter
I'm sad now
Ms Spider
?What happened
?Who made you sad
?What are their names
Mr Metal
?Agree, who kid? I wanna know who to hurt
Peter
Ummm.... ok
This got... scary
Don't hurt people, please
Ms Spider
We wont
Peter
That's good
Ms Spider
Unless they hurt you first
Peter
Ugh... I can't stop you, can I
Mr Parrot
Nope, you can't stop them, and I'll join them
No one hurts our baby
Peter
No one hurt me
Mr Parrot
?Then why were you sad
Peter
I watched this
*inserts The Dodo video about mommy dog adopting 3 kittens*
She lost her babies
But then she got the kittens
And she's their mommy now
Mr Parrot
That was so sad
Her puppies
She looked soo sad
I miss my kids
Ms Spider
...
There there Parrot, there there
We can go see your kids tomorrow
Mr Metal
So long as you're not all crying and weepy on me, yes, definitely
Peter
Wait, Mr Parrot? You're a dad?
Ms Spider
As unbelievable as it sounds, yes, he is
Mr Parrot
Yes, I'm a dad
HEY! What's that supposed to mean Spider
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