[Credits - Personal experiences ]
2) It gave me a colourful vocabulary(Which better not be used here xD) : Yeah ! Due to the diversity in my friends I can now explain my emotions towards assholes when I'm pissed in a much beeter way than I ever thought I could .
[ Credits - All my friends ]
3) Eating in the class without being noticed : I don't know to what extent this talent is useful , but this is honestly my favourite ! I love eating , no matter if its the first period or the last .......
Talking about me and my friends , the time where we eat minimum is the recess !
Specially Mr./Miss Pink's lunch ! That guy's or girl as some of you would say , has amazing lunch ...... It used to be very thrilling .
Just like a black box. Things looked very appetizing but they might be delicious or as bad as the fact that there are books like "Harry Styles kidnapped me and Omfg I fell in love with him but he is an alpha /vampire slayer and I am a warewolf "
[Credits - My whole fudging school ]
4 ) Shouting gives you tonsils : Well ..... I don't even know if its true ! It was probably just an excuse pink ribbon came up with when he couldn't bear my screams ! Luckily I never got tonsils .....
[ Credits : Pink Ribbon ]
5) Earth rotates from high pressure to low pressure: Brilliant , ain't it ? I mean Sreyan really deserves to go to NASA .
P.S - No, he isn't that stupid ! It was because of a misunderstanding. Its not his genuine opinion (hopefully)
[Credits : Sreyan ]
6) There are plenty of assholes even in a small classroom : Let's face it , the only thing group projects teach us is how much I hate people in general.
[Credits - Assholes ]
Most of the times , group project doesn't help in developing team spirit but makes me realise I can complete an assignment alone when there are a bunch of annoying creatures disturbing me .
Yeah , I like those few times when I'm grouped with my friends ! You must have heard that saying :
AwesoME people make AwesoME projects!
No ?
Its okay you know it now .
But mostly pairing with my friends wasn't the case because we all are quite good students , this is what happens(Usreferstomeandmyfriends ) :
Teacher : A group project s coming up next . Do you want to decide your own groups ?
Class : Yes !!! Whooo hoooo !!!! Fried chicken and noodles !
Us : *high fives* We are together !
Teacher : But I don't want all the nice students forming s strong group (Secretly referring to us ) and weak ones left behind . So I will decide the groups .
Class : Noooooo. ...... ! What the hell ! I still want my fried chicken !!!!
Us : We are not together then.
Teacher : Aditya , stand up ! Sreyan stand up .... And Shipra !
Us : Okay so at least we are in one group
Teachers : You all will be the group leaders .... Now I'll move on to assigning various dumasses to your respective teams .
⬆⬆⬆⬆You see that's so annoying ! To me at least !
No no no.... Not the group leaders part. The assigning dumasses part to be exact !
7) The first benchers are intelligent until last benchers don't participate in the competition ! : A shout out for all the back benchers ! I'm a proud one .... And this one is really true , for me at least. Even Sreyan and Aditya. And Zubina too ! And we are all really smart
8) I have superpowers : At one point of time we all have tried to see if we have superpowers or not . And years of experience of dealing with asses taught me I have superhuman qualities . Yipee !!!!
So yeah ! I did learn things from school .... And I guess after reading this you realised that you did too !!!!
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I'll come back to my ranting about a few things . How many of you have come across sentences such as this :
'That. Was. Priceless.'
Or
'Oh. My. Gosh.'
Really these are fine when you encounter them once or twices but some writers with the IQ of a negative pineapple use it all the freaking time !
Dear people let me tell you one very simple and sweet thing :
"Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthama."
What's with the people these days are so @#*$%*@
Oh yeah ! To prevent swearing I've come up with a new idea :
I now say "Fudge !....with lots of chocolate
So that's all for today thank you and have a nice day !!!!
Stay lazy !!!!
Any one who would like to solve for x , in the equation in the chapter .
My calculation says , x = chocolates !!!!
Postedon : 21st May '15 !
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