Everywhere At The End Of Bikini Bottom

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Everywhere At The End Of Bikini Bottom Album:
( https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf2FsAF2AHzkQEYkt0V_w8d0FCc5J4ZUE )

track one: Hello. And welcome to Everywhere at the end of Bikini Bottom. Our story begins in the the Kelp Forest, where SpongeBob slowly realizes that his mind is rotting and refuses to acknowledge it.
But that can't be true, can it?

track two: Patrick: "The shell knows all!"
SpongeBob: "Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?"
(Pulls string)
Wait for deforestation.
Patrick: "THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!"
Squidward: "Deforestation? We're going to die before that even happens! We need to get out of here right now! We can't just sit here and do nothing!
(SpongeBob and Patrick sit there in silence doing nothing)
Squidward: "I can't believe you're taking advice from a toy!"
(They still do nothing)
Squidward: "Alright, alright. I don't need your help. I'll find my way back to sanity.
(Begins to walk away)
But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!"
Squidward: "Heh. Sad clowns. Heh. Sad. Heh heh, ahahah."

Track Three: SpongeBob: "Patrick, that's not even a real word."
Patrick: "C'mon, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbo, Wumbo, Wumbo. Oh, Wumbology? The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob: "Patrick..are you forgetting things? Are you forgetting who you are?"
Patrick: "What? No, I do not have memory loss. You're out of your mind, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob: "Ok, then what's my name?"
Patrick: Oh c'mon, that's really easy; I just said it a few hours ago-"
SpongeBob: "But we weren't even having this conversation a few hours ago."
Patrick: "Can you not interrupt me right now? I'm thinking!"
SpongeBob: "Ok, sorry."
French Narrator: "5 minutes of silence later."
Patrick: "I think I got it!"
SpongeBob: "Really? What is it?"
Patrick: "Your name is...uhh...your name is.....Bobpants. Am I correct?"
SpongeBob: "Patrick, I think we need to take you to the doctor. I think you have Alzheimer's."
Patrick: "But SpongeBob, the doctor is scary! Remember when you had the suds?"
SpongeBob: "So you remembered when I had the suds 3 decades ago, but you don't even remember my name?"
Patrick: "Oh be quiet, whoever you are."
SpongeBob: "Patrick, we need to seek the doctor. Right now."
(Patrick runs to the sink)
SpongeBob: "Where are you going?"
Patrick: (Washes hands in the sink) DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!"
SpongeBob sighs.

Track Four: And this becomes a turning point for SpongeBob. He doesn't remember that Gary has been gone for quite a long time now. And thus, he and Patrick start attempting to look for him. And of course, this causes a problem for the grouchy neighbor.
Squidward: "And what are those Neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?"
(SpongeBob and Patrick opens the door as Squidward screams in horror)
Squidward: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY BATHROOM?"
SpongeBob: "We're sorry Squidward, but we are trying to look for Gary."
Squidward: "I'm sorry, who?"
Patrick: "He said that we are looking for Gary, stupid."
Squidward: "SpongeBob, did you forget that he died years ago?"
SpongeBob: "What? No, that can't be true. I know he's around here somewhere!"
Squidward: "SpongeBob, will you just face the facts? You were the one who buried him. In your own backyard."
SpongeBob: "What? But that can't possibly-"
Patrick: He's right. I watched you do it, SpongeBob. Don't you remember?"
(Realization)
SpongeBob: "Oh. Oh yeah, now I remember. I really shouldn't buy snail food for a dead snail, huh?
Squidward: "Yeah. Now get out of my house before I call the cops on you two."
SpongeBob: "Ok."
The door shuts.

Track Five:(SpongeBob is inside the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (Laughs) I sure do love my job at the Krusty Krab! Don't you, Squidward?"
Squidward: "SpongeBob, this place has been closed down for years! Everyone has been looking for you!"
SpongeBob: "W-what? N-no, that can't be true! That wouldn't make any sense, this place is open 24 hours a day-"
Squidward sighs.
Squidward: "You're forgetting again. C'mon, it's time to go home."
SpongeBob: "Wait, why did this place close down?"
Squidward: "Well apparently, someone decided to leak the secret formula, causing us to go out of business! To this day, I still think that Plankton was the one who leaked it."
SpongeBob: "Oh. Well that's very...unfortunate."
Squidward: "Yeah. We need to get out of here before the cops show up."
SpongeBob: "Wait, why the police?"
Squidward: "That doesn't matter. We need to get out of here, now.
SpongeBob: "Oh. Ok."
(They both exit through the back door that is found in the kitchen.)
SpongeBob: "Squidward, will the Krusty Krab open up again?"
(Squidward looks at him with sorrow and pity in his eyes.)
Squidward: "Hopefully."

Track Six: "Are you feeling it, Mr Krabs?"
"I don't even remember who I am, Boyo."
"Of course you do. You're my boss."
"I-there is something that you must do."
"What do you mean sir?"
"You must find the cure in Shell City if you want me to remember who you are."
"Shell City! I haven't been there in years."
"Yes, find the cure, and bring it to me. Bring your pink friend along with you."
"Patrick?"
"If that's what his name is, yes. Hurry boyo, you don't have much time."
"Aye aye, sir!"
(SpongeBob hurries quickly to the kitchen. Mr. Krabs still has a bit of pride left in his employee. He hopes that SpongeBob won't let him down.)

Track Seven: If I'm being completely honest, I think this album revolves around SpongeBob having dementia.
What do you think kids?
...
You know, come to think of it, no one is even here. I guess I'll just sing the theme song.
Ahem.
Are you ready kids?
(Silence)
I can't hear you! No seriously, I just can't.
(Silence)
Alright, whatever you say. OOOHHH!

Track Eight: Who's gonna lose the battle to dementia under the sea?
(Silence)
I said, Who lives in a pineapple under the...wait, I don't even think I know either. I'm sorry, dementia has been at a rapid increase for a while now, and I think it got to me.
Even though I can't breathe underwater to visit Bikini Bottom, I think it still got to me.
And I don't even think that the children from so long ago are kids anymore.
Oh god who were they? Why am I here and where is-
Wait, you're hearing this?! Bloody hell, I don't think I had a visitor in so long. How many years was it? 30? 25? 45? I can't seem to remember.
Please get out of here, before it gets to you too.

Track Nine: "No baby can resist, singing along to this!"
(Both realize in horror)
Patrick: "SpongeBob...it's the Goofy Goober theme song."
SpongeBob: "I know..."
(The song continues playing, only for it to switch to It's just a burning memory. They look confused.)
SpongeBob: "Wait, what's happening?"
Patrick: "Hmmm, well it looks like this song is good at making people lose their memory."
SpongeBob: "So what does it mean for us?"
Patrick: "It means that if the guy forgets that he has the key, we can just take it and go."
SpongeBob: "Patrick, we can't just leave all of these guys behind. I think they need-"
Patrick: "Look SpongeBob, I know it's your job to help these people, but they're a lost cause. Might I suggest we grab the key and get out of here."
SpongeBob: "Ok, good thinking."
(And so they snatch the key from the guy, get in their burger vehicle, and off to Shell City they go!)
(But we can only hope that they make it.)

Track Ten: (Plankton is shown doing his usual things, as usual, until suddenly, Squidward kicks down the door with the most vexed face known to fishkind. He also has a cigar.)
Plankton: "Oh hey, Squidward! I haven't seen you since SpongeBob and Patrick went missing! How have you been-"
Squidward: "Don't you 'Hey Squidward' me! I know of what you've done!"
Plankton: "....what are you talking about?"
Squidward: "Don't you look confused. You know."
Plankton: "Oh for the love of Neptune! Tell me what I did!"
Squidward: "You're about to repeat history again."
(Plankton looks dumbfounded.)
Plankton: "Elaborate."
Squidward: "First of all, you stole King Neptune's crown, and pinned the blame on Mr. Krabs! And you also got your stubby little paws, on the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!"
Plankton: "You do realize that the formula was leaked, right?"
Squidward: "I'm not done. You're going to turn everyone against me, using those metal buckets. But you won't be able to do it again. I have something you aren't prepared for."
Plankton: "Did the Alzheimer's get to you? We are decades beyond those events! Mr. Krabs isn't even frozen!"
(Squidward pulls out a shotgun)
Plankton: "Woah! Where the f**k did you get one of those? I've been trying to find one for years!"
Squidward: "Yeah? Now you won't be able to cause harm. Ever again."
Plankton: "Squidward, let's talk this out over some dinner. (He's shaking nervously) And do you realize that you're at least five feet away from-"
(Gunshot)
(Plankton collapses to the ground.)
(Squidward throws the cigar at his corpse.)
Squidward: "You just got served."

Track Eleven:(The opening shot shows SpongeBob and Patrick in their little burger vehicle. However, SpongeBob has the most depressing look on his face. Patrick begins the take notice.)
Patrick: "Hey SpongeBob, are you okay?"
SpongeBob: "Trying to be. Yeah."
Patrick: "Is something the matter?"
(SpongeBob seldomly looks at Patrick.)
SpongeBob: "You remember the incident at Squidward's house? The day he told me that Gary has passed, and I didn't even remember it?"
Patrick: "Well...yeah. What about it?"
SpongeBob: "Ever since Gary died, I felt like I could live without my pet snail around. But slowly overtime, I felt like I was losing my only purpose in life. The guilt chipped at me everyday, and it slowly kept getting worse."
Patrick: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that."
SpongeBob: "Thanks, but if I'm going to be completely honest, I don't even remember where I buried him."
(Patrick looks back at the road, completely wondering what he would say to his friend in a depressing manner. Then he came up with something.)
Patrick: "You know SpongeBob, you need to focus on the happy side of life. You need to not let the past haunt you. Your snail may be gone, but I think it's about time you live your life, while Gary is up there(points to the sky), in heaven, watching with a satisfied expression on his snail-like face."
SpongeBob: "Thanks Patrick, I knew I could count on you."
Patrick: "Now, do you remember anything positive about your life?"
(SpongeBob thinks long and hard, but he couldn't even remember.)
SpongeBob: "I don't know, maybe you do?"
Patrick: "Hmmm, oh! Do you remember Doing the Sponge?
SpongeBob: "Doing the what?"
(Continued on That Dance With Her Was So Long Ago)

Track Twelve: Patrick: "You heard what I said. Doing the Sponge."
SpongeBob: "Doing the Sponge?"
Patrick: "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "Is that supposed to be a sexual remark or something?"
Patrick: "No, it's a type of dance. The dance that was performed at Pearl's junior prom."
SpongeBob: "Oh. So it's just a dance?"
Patrick: "Yep. Don't you remember it? Mr. Krabs couldn't find anyone for his daughter, so he chose you as her partner."
SpongeBob: "Go on."
Patrick: "And when the song came on, you knew exactly how to dance to Doing the Sponge. And the dance got so chaotic that they had to kick you and Pearl out of prom. Don't you remember it?"
SpongeBob: "No, can't say that I do. That dance with her was so long ago that I can't even remember the details."
Patrick: "Oh my Neptune! You said the title of the video!"
SpongeBob: "The title of the what?"
Patrick: "Nevermind, I'll just continue driving."
(And so they did, without even goofing around for a second.)

Track Thirteen: SpongeBob: "I brought you into this world, and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words, Doodle?"
Doodlebob: "You have Alzheimer's. It's time to go to the retirement home."
SpongeBob: "Uh, I'm sorry, what was that?"
Doodlebob: (Grumbled Noises)
SpongeBob: "Wait, aren't you dead or something?"
DoodleBob: "Oh yeah."
(He fades out of existence.)

Track Fourteen: TV announcer: "Where are SpongeBob and Patrick? When will this crime wave end? Why am asking you all of these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you?"
(He sits there, like a empty fish in a bowl, until someone off the screen slaps him awake.)
MermaidMan: "Never fear! I will find them, and put an end to these crimes or whatever, and you will be safe. MermaidMan-"
(Runs out of the door)
"AWAY!"
(He looks around, confused.)
MermaidMan: "Wait, what was I doing again?"
(And suddenly, a ice cream truck appears. He asks for ice cream, licks it twice, bites it, and his belly explodes.)
MermaidMan: "Oh, guess I chose the wrong flavor."
Barnacle Boy: "Face it MermaidMan, you're forgetting who you are. You need to go back to Shady Shoals."
MermaidMan: "No, I need to find those lost boys! They must be around here. Somewhere."
Barnacle Boy: "Do you even remember their names?"
MermaidMan stands there in silence.
Barnacle Boy: "It's okay, I'll take you home."
(He helps MermaidMan inside the ice cream truck and takes him home while this song plays inside the truck.)

track Fifteen: SpongeBob: "I don't want to play your games anymore!"
(Rips off his nose and throws it at the ground)
SpongeBob: "They're tearing me apart! There, I said it. Please don't get mad at me, I hope that we can still be friends, I-"
(It cuts to Sandy, who is looking at the sunset with a blank expression on her face.)
SpongeBob: "Sandy, what's with the expression on your face?"
(Without hesitation, Sandy begins to run into the sunset.)
SpongeBob: "Sandy? SANDY?"
(Realizes)
SpongeBob: "Oh, so that's what squirrels do for hibernation! Sandy told me something different. I never thought I would say this, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (Laughs)"
(Cuts back to Patrick walking towards his house with ice cream in hand, and looks down at the eyes.)
Patrick: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

Track Sixteen: Yes, the person you're supposed to see in the video is apparently Plankton, but I know that it is possible to write a story about a dead man.
Can you come up with one? I'm curious to know what you think.

Track Seventeen: He probably has that brain and memories of his all jumbled up in ways you couldn't even imagine.
Who am I talking to?

Track Eighteen: "Eh, throw this drunken sailor overboard! He's no good for us if he can't remember anything!"

Track Nineteen: Wake up!
This isn't you. I know you can hear me. Quit sitting there and listen to me. You're not yourself anymore, you understand that?
I hardly even remember you.

Track Twenty: This is a certified analog horror classic.
Speaking of which, how are you feeling today, SpongeBob?

Track Twenty-one: I don't know...I feel...

Track Twenty-two: Hollow.

Track Twenty-three: "What? Shell City? Dances? Plankton being killed? SpongeBob is most certainly having those dreams again. I'm sure that when I open this door, he will be fine. But I hope that I am right."
(Patrick opens the door, and stares in horror at SpongeBob's limp body on the floor.)
(Quietly)"Oh Neptune..."

Track Twenty-four: "Oh dear Neptune, I found him unconscious in his Pineapple Home! Someone please help him! I don't want my only friend to die the same way his pet snail did! SOMEONE HELP HIM, PLEASE!"

Track Twenty-five: "Everything will be fine, SpongeBob. Nothing will go wrong. Just sleep it off on the hospital bed, you'll be fine."

Track Twenty-six:
 ~~~
And on this day, SpongeBob peacefully passed away at 10:04 PM, at the age of 66. He was the first sponge in Bikini Bottom to pass away. His friends and family mourned the loss of what was once a beloved friend to them. But it's not just people who lived in Bikini Bottom, humans also got teared up after learning what happened. Marine Biologists were confused everywhere, considering the fact that sponges are meant to be immortal.
But people both on the land and sea surface want to make sure that SpongeBob was never forgotten, and the humans said that SpongeBob was a key part to their childhoods. And so people everywhere made posters, fanart, videos, and all kinds of merchandise to make sure that future generations will know the name SpongeBob and what he has done.
But now, SpongeBob lives in heaven along with his creator, Stephen Hillenburg. Together, along with Gary, they catch jellyfish on the heavenly fields and eat Krabby Patties all day, without a care in the world.
C'est Fini.