South park & Harry potter

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" About that.." Loki says. Immediately everyone turns to her. 

" As a witness I can say I have heard him" Bellatrix giggles. 

" Thank you so much , Bellatrix" Snape says in the most sarcastic tone. 

" No, problem" Bellatrix jumps up. 

" That's just the smallest thing" Harry rolls his eyes. 

" I think I know the answer " 

" Of course you do, you always do" Draco scrunches up his nose. 

" Your cute when you scrunch up your nose" 

" Huh" Draco turns red " Who said that?" 

" You'll have to guess" Fred says " I'm giving you a big hint its Pansy" 

" ITS NOT" Pansy turns red. 

* mimic noises* 

" Oh he would do that" Hermione rolls her eyes " It honestly gets me so angry". 

" Yes, that's why we jump him with books" Blaise says. 

" Really?" Hermione looks at him " I do that with Harry". 

" Maybe we should jump them together-" 

" AND DRARRY BECOMES CANON". 

" NO"

" Your no fun" Ginny folds her arms. 

" Shut up, Fat boy" 

" Seriously, he needs to learn what that is" McGonagall says. 

" Don't talk about my Nephew like that" Bellatrix barked. 

" I'm just speaking as a teacher" McGonagall argues " Constructive Criticism  like your sister said". 

" Yes, everybody could learn a few" Narcissa agrees. 

" Everyone needs a bit of Constructive Criticism" Dumbledore says. 

" I don't"

" YOU!" Harry stands up to glare at Bellatrix " Need the fucking biggest Constructive Criticism". 

" HOW DARE YOU" Bellatrix stomps her foot. 

" I'M NOT DARING ANYONE".

" WILL YOU- 

" ALL SHUT UP" Loki yells. The two sit down finally " Thank you!". 

" Don't call me fat" Draco glares down at her " I'm not" 

" I don't know. Rethink" Hermione shrugs.

" Don't call me fat you fucking jew"

The theatre stays in shock for a while. You could a hear a huge gasp within them. 

" That's anti-Semitic" Hermione gasps. 

 " More like he was trying to say the m slur but cause of the audio it's Jew" Blaise brings up.

" You know alot of people see you as a Jewish person or at least thought" Loki says. 

" Really?" Hermione asks. 

" Well, yes because of your bushy hair I guess but also the whole oppression thing is based on the Holocaust so..." 

" Kinda wierd.." Neville says. 

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