17. Kabutar Ja Ja JAA NA BHSDK

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"danda?"

"check"

"mirchi powder wala spray?"

"check- aur pepper spray bolte 7vi fail gandwi"

"Harsh ke kapde?"

"CHECK.  BHOSDIWALE KO WOH BLUE 7 HAZAR WALI SWEARSHIRT AUR GUCCI WALI PANT DEKE AAYI HU. JO NAHI PEHNI USNE TOH YEH DANDA PEHLE USKI GAND KI SEWA KE LIYE USE KARLENGE"

"ek minute ek minute EK MINUTE" Scout finally decided to intervene as the BSB duo stood near the shoe stand checking and rechecking their list. But what list even was this?

"kya hai bol?" Yashi simply asked keeping the little diary she was 'ticking' into, back inside her sweatshirt pocket. Her voice sounded so nonchalant as if they weren't just planning about shoving a stick up their guest's ass.

"kya kar rahe ho tum yeh? woh bhi ekdam entrance ke samne? jo iss point pe sachme koi ghar mai aata hai toh-" he couldn't even complete his sentence as Sreeya scoffed

"pehli baat locked hai door aur dusri baat I would LOVE Reyansh and Mayank to hear all this. I OPENLY HATE THEM" Sreeya and Yashi collectively nodded, and Scout did what he has been doing since years now

- sighed

"didi dinner time hone wala hai? gueshtt log ke liye bhi dinner banaye kya?" Sarla aunty- their occasional house help, asked.
Yes, she does  live in the helpers quarters, but Scout's self help morche ke chalte woh almost free ka hi kha rahi hai. 

"yaar Sreeya yeh kya pehna rahe ho tum log-" 

Yashi had just nodded to Sarla aunty, when Harsh hopped down the stairway, wearing the most flashy yet classy clothes he had ever worn inside these 4 walls of The Premium House.

Nahi agar Sreeya ke baad koi sabse zyada bikhari jaisa rehta hai ghar mai toh woh Harsh hi hoga. But look at the irony, aaj yahi dono sabse tip-top taiyyar hain :D

"BHOSDIKE KE PEHLE HI KAHA THA JITNE WOH YAHA RAHENGE BINA ZUBAAN LADAYE HAMARI BAAT MANEGA TU" 
"CHUP CHAP DINING HALL MAI JA AUR PAER CHAUDE KARKE KING STYLE BAITH. YEH BHOSDIWALON KA SWAGAT HAM KARKE LAYENGE"

The BSB Duo pushed him into the kitchen at once and passed him a last 'collectively- maa-choddenge-jo-baat-na-mani'   look, before going back towards the door.

As if in sync, the door bell finally ringed.

"aagaye nanhe tatte"

Scout motioned Abhishek to open the door, cause he was sure no one in the Premium House except Abhishek, Mortal and himself would even bother to put atleast  a fake smile on their face. 
If they were by any chance accompanied by Raman's or Aditya's men, they would definitely evolve shit into a huge fucking problem.

Abhishek twisted the door knob and even before he could completely open the door, a huge force made him to stagger back. His back lightly hit the wall and Sreeya visibly hissed. 
- In anger ofc.

"ohh sorry darlingg~! we thought house help wagera hongee" a lean guy in a black blazer and black nailpaint entered the house blowing at his fingers
"myself Bobby" he cockily extended his hand towards Abhishek.

Yashi could swear uske dimag mai peeche komolika ka pura theme song chala hai isse dekh ke

Out of courtesy,  Abhishek was about to borrow his hand, but at the exact moment he retreated it back with a disgusted face. 
Sreeya could swear it took every fiber in her body to not shower him with curses, the first thing on entering their premium house :D

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