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Gold: Big dicks in brothers bum
*cat

Silver: what
which word is supposed to be cat


Red: ( Handing someone a Spamton cake that says ' Congrats on the divorce ' . )


Pico: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool". But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go". 


Pico: Do you want to play 20 Questions ?
BF: Sure ! Whats your favorite color ?
Pico, laser fucking focused: Triangle . Do you like men ? 


Sonic: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves .
BF: Okay , my name is BF but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad .
Sonic: Okay that's not happening- how about you !
Glitchy Red: I'm Glitchy Red and I like the movie White Chicks !
Sonic: ... Okay ... whatever , I respect that .
Red: My name is Red and I hate this place , it actually sucks here ...
Sonic: Okay ... and you ...
Gold: ( nervous ) Uhhh my name is Gold and my favorite color is ... math . 


BF , to the others: I'd die for you .
Steven: Then perish .
Glitchy Red: You will .
GF: Please don't .
Sonic: Cool .
Pico: I'd die for you first . 


Tails: Hello all , it is I , your favorite person .
Silver: Actually , Gold is my favorite .
Tails: Okay then , it is I , that bitch . 

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 09, 2023 ⏰

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