4:37 pm
Emily: Gosh I hate work🤬🤬
Derek: Fucking stupid paperwork😡🤬
JJ: Drives me up the fucking wall🤬🤬😡😡
Emily: I know who else can drive you up a wall😏
JJ: Emily stfu
Reid: I like paperwork days 🙃 they're peaceful and calm
Emily: Stfu you string bean bitch 😒😐
Hotch: Guys, now is not the time. There's paperwork to do.
Derek: Suck my cock, Hotchner🖕🏾
Hotch: Morgan, you need to calm yourself.
Derek: sorry.
Reid: How about I go get some coffee for everyone?
Derek: Yes please 😍
Emily: Oooohhhh fucckkkkk yessss😩
JJ: Coffee sounds amazing rn 😝
Reid: Where's Y/n?
Y/N: Im Here.
Emily: Why Didn't you answer or complain with us?
Y/N: I'm so not in the mood because I know if I start talking, imma say shit I'll probably regret later💀
Emily: Makes sense
Derek: Can I go home?
Hotch: No.
Emily: Can I?
Hotch: No.
JJ: Me?
Hotch: No.
Derek: I hope you end up six feet under with you ex-wife.
Emily: DEREK.
JJ: HOLY KNSKEMWLWJII💀
Y/N: Prolly his wife rn^
Derek: 😭😭😭😭
Hotch: I-
Emily: 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Hotch: Why must you always come for my dead wife?
Y/N: because I can.
Hotch: What did I ever do to you.
Y/N: Fucking exist, Hotchner.
Y/N: Now don't bother me... I'm doing somthing on my phone.
Derek: Anywaysssssss
Penelope: Reid just dropped all of your guy's coffee😂
JJ: I want you to run as fast as you can you tall lanky bitch.
Emily: Better watch you back pipe cleaner.
Derek: Reid, I love you, but I will make sure I bash your head in.
Reid: No one helped me🥲🥲
Emily: Run.
Reid: EMILY STOP PLEASE-
Hotch: I would usually scold her for chasing someone around with scissors but I'll allow it.
Reid: HOTCH???? SHE HAS TWO
Hotch: You're fine.
Emily: YOU THINK I WONT SNIP SNIP YOUR PENIS???
Reid: PLEASE EMILY😰
Reid: STOP THIS MADNESS
Reid: DEREK?
Derek: I see or hear nothing🫣
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Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat
FanfictionJust writing what I think the Criminal Minds Groupchat would be like and because I'm bored.
