!! this is really old, newer chapters are definitely BETTER than this. i you can skip it if you want, just remember that this is definitely not my best work. !!
"Welcome to the Saloon! Can I get you started with somethin'?"
"Anything alcoholic, just to get me through the hour. What about you, detective?" Sherif Thompson sighed and slid a wad of cash across the counter. The man picked it up and began counting, then slid a beer across the bar.
"I'll have a bit of Cola, please." Detective Edward replied, a smug grin smeared across his face.
And just like that, the man slid a cup across the counter. "Here's yer' change, sherif." He handed part of the wad back.
The two walked toward the doors again to leave.
"Bye, come visit the saloon- AH A TICK!" Clang! Shatter! "Oh no! My favorite glass! Oops..."
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Out of Context Saloonatics
FanfictionI do not own Eddsworld, the characters, or the cover art. This is pretty much a series of short stories and shitposts. I don't know how 'continuous' it will be, but it's meant mostly for laughs and an experimental journey for myself as a writer, as...
