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"ugh, when can we leave?" sanemi fussed, glaring at the food in front of him as if it was a threat to humanity. he didn't trust the plate of food in front of him. what if it was poisoned? it may look delicious, but he couldn't trust it. "when we, i mean you, eat the food and finish it." uzui replied, "hah? and why do I, have to listen to you?!" sanemi argued. "because you UNFLAMBOYANTLY think it's poisoned?" he rose an eyebrow towards the eyebrowless male in front of him.
"because it obviously is?!" sanemi pointed to the plate of food in front of him, "it doesnt even look normal. do you see how weird the colors are too? and the way it smells?!" he denied, gaslighting himself. it's okay though, he's just in denial that it's too good for him; which is why he thinks that's suspicious.
"shut it, you eyebrowless unicorn worth of nothing piece of shizzlesticks." muichiro insulted, chewing on the food with his mouth open. "maybe you just don't have good taste buds, so you think it's gross considering you eat ohagi all day." muichiro stuck his tongue out, taunting the male further.
"you absolute MENCE to society, do you want me to FUCKING jump across this table?! BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ALL DAY." sanemi fumed, slamming his hands down on the table, frightening a few customers nearby.
"well, you feeling froggy? then leap you eyebrowless unicorn shithead, if you dare." muichiro taunted further. "umm, why don't you guys calm down.. you know?" mitsuri tried to interfere between the two, trying to calm them down to prevent the fighting; however is left to be ignored by sanemi. "alright then, well here i come." sanemi grinned, quickly unsealthing his sword in public. "eek!!"
"hey, someone stop this UNFLAMBOYANT hoe--" uzui immediately grabbed onto sanemi's nichirin blade, preventing him to unsealth it further. "we're going to be unflamboyantly kicked out of this restaurant because of you!"
"SO?! this restaurant is shitty to begin with!"
"you haven't even tried the food."
"I don't want to hear it from you, tomioka. your opinions don't matter." sanemi scoffed, rolling his eyes. "oh," tomioka sulked, not pleased with the rude reply he had gotten.
"my my, calm down; no? I think we should just settle in to taste it, since uzui, rengoku and muichiro already has, and they seem quite fine to me. perhaps, it should be safe to eat." shinobu reasoned. however, sanemi still wasn't going to buy it.
"the effects can kick in AFTERWARDS." he reminded the doctor, "you should have known this, kocho, you know about poison."
"oh? but I know when it's poisoned or not, shinazugawa. you shouldn't doubt your trust on me. after all, I am the insect hashira who knows about poison." she smiles towards the white-haired male. though, the smile wasn't the generous kind. it didn't reach up to her eyes as usual.
"tch, whatever."
"mm! this is really delicious!" mitsuri praised, taking another bite of the meal in front of her. "I agree." iguro replied, though he didn't even taste it at all. "bitch. the fuck you mean ' I agree ' ? hah? you didn't even taste a single bit of it!" sanemi yelled, pointing at iguro like he caused a huge scene.
