My random Book!

Try Not To Laugh Challenge!

Chapa:"Exactly!"

Bose:"I can find it!"

Bose runs to a closet door and puts his hand on the knob.

Bose:"Is it in here?"

Chapa:(Putting her hands out)"No! Don't! That's my--"

Too late. Bose opens the closet door and Chapa gets cut off by a whole bunch of dildos coming out.

Chapa:"Dildo closet."

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Bose and Chapa are having sex.

Bose:"I feel so good right now! I can fuck Chapa for hours!"

The Lego Movie and Spongebob time card shows up with the words '5 hours later...'

French Narrator:"5 hours later..."

Bose and Chapa are still fucking the living shit out of each other. They cum together for the eleventy seventh time.

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Chapa:"I'm gonna go to Hip Hop Puree."

Chapa walks to the tube but Bose blocks her way.

Bose:(Putting his hands out)"Hold it!"

Chapa stops.

Bose:(Folding his arms)"Before you can go to Hip Hop Puree, I have to fuck your ass."

Chapa:"Rape me Bose!"

Chapa pulls her pants down revealing her bare ass which Bose immediately fucks.

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Chapa:"If I could just touch Bose's dick, then maybe some of his cum will be on me."

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Chapa:"Who wants to crap my cheeks?"

Bose:"Me!"

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Power Problems Part 1

Lilith:"Brainstorm wait!"

Lilith offers Brainstorm some food.

Me:(To Lilith)"How about you take that food and shove it up your ugly ass?! That's right! Shove it up your ugly ass! It's hard to believe you're such a stupid mother fucker!"

Lilith:"No wait! I would do anything for you!"

Me:"Why don't you go kill yourself?"

Lilith does so.

I laugh.

Alternate.

Lilith:"No wait! I would do anything for you!"

Me:"Why don't you go jump off a building?"

Lilith does so. We hear Lilith's scream and see her fall from the view through the window. Then Lilith appears back in the building.

Lilith:"Anything."

Me:"Punch yourself in the face."

Lilith does so with a boxing glove. Her face is pushed in a bit.

Me:"Doesn't that hurt you?"

Lilith:(holds up a metal glove with spike knuckles)"Do you want it to hurt me, Author's Name?"

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The Lego Movie

Emmet:"What's the last thing Lord Business expects Master builders will do?"