The Superior Loki Group of Wattpad: We are Chaos, Chaos is Us

1| ✨Homocidal tendencies✨

'Nat pointed her half eaten toast at you'

SiahLaufeysom:
She could probably kill someone with that.. some how she could

Bubblehouse1:
Squish it into a ball and shove it down someone's throat while plugging their nose so they can't breathe
Don't ask me why that came to mind so easily

SiahLaufeysom:
Honestly it's pretty impressive that you came up with it so fast 💀

Bubblehouse1:
Thank you 😌

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
That's actually like the perfect and the least conspicuous type of murder plan...I respect that

Bubblehouse1:
Thank you very much

pomegranatexmoon:
Kudos to you, cause your probably right...

Bubblehouse1:
I may or not have tested it-

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
UH-

SiahLaufeysom:
🤨 Whatdoyoumeanbydat?

pomegranatexmoon:
😐
........

....Did it work?

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Both these questions are vital

......

As well as can I try it at home??

pomegranatexmoon:
Ooh yess, that sounds like fun!💅

Bubblehouse1:
You may try it at home, only on siblings
however

pomegranatexmoon:
But ✨Homicidal tendencies✨🥺

Bubblehouse1:
I know, hard to resist, but you must 🥺 only for your sake, for jail is not a fun place

pomegranatexmoon:
I'm a bad b*tch- they can't catch me! I just want to be my stabby self 🥺Loki gets to! Why can't i?! 😭

pomegranatexmoon:
Mind you- they would probably catch me.

SiahLaufeysom:
💀 The cops should never go on wattpad bc of things like this
Also don't worry @pomegranatexmoon they'd probably think they just choked 😍😍

pomegranatexmoon:
You know, this could be a good bonding exercise. I can see it now;
"Etiquette classes on how to elegantly kill someone (without getting caught)." 💅✨

Bubblehouse1:
Smack them repeatedly over the head with a book until they die. If there's any blood on the cover, say you went on a mosquito killing frenzy💅

pomegranatexmoon:
DOWN WITH THE MOSQUITOES! 👹💅

Bubblehouse1:
DIE PEASANTS DIE

pomegranatexmoon:
🔥🔥🔥

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
BURN THEM ALL DOWN 🔥

SiahLaufeysom:
Breaking news: Marvel fanatics on the popular reading app "Wattpad" have now gone on a
"Mosquito killing rampage" all across the globe.

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Imagine if that was really turned into a headline 💀🤚🏽

pomegranatexmoon:
"Why would someone do such a thing 🙄🤚"
*Lays down and sips tea on the floor next to an empty chair, wearing socks and sandals*

Bubblehouse1:
"These just too many" Police Chief Clive stated on the sixth of May. "We can't control them"

29emma3:
Six days later the population of mosquitos is at an alarming rate The government is calling on all residents to take in as many mosquitoes as possible and to close all windows and doors after dark.

Bubblehouse1:
"We need to help as many as we can" a witness stated for the New York Times. "These Wattpaders are a dangerous breed, almost all of them mentally ill"

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Literally like 85% of the Wattpad population are mentally ill teenagers..myself included

Bubblehouse1:
l'd even say 90%

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Legit

pomegranatexmoon:
We are the illness 😈👹🔥

MakaylaJoMayfield:
Fr

SiahLaufeysom:
💀 I am part of that 90%

TheGoddess0fVanaheim:
Same 💀

Bubblehouse1:
We know Siah, we know 😭

Emily_Alba394:
I'm part of that 90% as well 😅🤣

sigynfan:
*me reading this* PERFECTION

sigynfan:
@vegemite-n-weetbix@CaptainMetalArm this remind u of anything we did?

pomegranatexmoon:
The 90% is part of me 😌

vegemite-n-weetbix:
@sigynfan not at all.

vegemite-n-weetbix:
Although if you're looking for good murder tactics you either put a position into their medication (or pain killers or something) but a better option is to wrongly advise them about the dose of a medication. Or a better option is put a poisonous snake in their toilet. The snake will bite them.

CaptainMetalArm:
@sigynfan if they write nearly 200 comments I can remember something

sigynfan:
Lmao

sigynfan:
@Bubblehousel remember us?

Bubblehouse1:
Yes, I'm very scared

sigynfan:
😁

CaptainMetalArm:
Dude I just saw the chapter's name and I started reading this

vegemite-n-weetbix:
Mwahaha. Scared. As you should be 😈😂

pomegranatexmoon:
You guys pop up in book comments all the time for me 😭😭

vegemite-n-weetbix:
Yes. We're everywhere.

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Indeed we are 😌

sigynfan:
WE ARE EVERYWHERE

sigynfan:
@CaptainMetalArm 😭😭🤣🤣💀

CaptainMetalArm:
Well I'm late but WE ARE EVERYWHERE

vegemite-n-weetbix:
TIS TRUE WE ARE

SiahLaufeysom:
I swear a whole gang of ppl just showed up 😭

pomegranatexmoon:
We are spreading our legacy @SiahLaufeysom

sigynfan:
@SiahLaufeysom @pomegranatexmoon
@CaptainMetalArm @vegemite-n-weetbix
@TheGoddessOfVanaheim we are the elitr comments group

sigynfan:
elite*

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
I AGREE 😌💅✨

pomegranatexmoon:
OG's right here 💅

SiahLaufeysom:
😩 Yessir we are the chosen ones for this great burden

TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
we were burdened with ✨glorious purpose✨

sigynfan:
Yes we are

Bubblehouse1:
As the author I also agree 🤌