(Students are learning CPR on a test dummy)
Miriam: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Juliana: No, Nurse Miriam. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Miriam: No, that's not part of it-
Juliana: What are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality life do we have there?
Florian: I would want to live even with no legs.
Juliana: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Florian. You don't do anything.
Miriam: Alright, well, let's get back to it. Cause you're losing him.
Juliana: *Pumps dummy's chest frantically*
Miriam: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute.
Juliana: Okay, that's uhh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Penny: How's that gonna help you?
Juliana: I will divide and then count it.
Penny: Right...
Miriam: Okay, well a good trick is to pump to the tune of "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Juliana: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *Clears throat and begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified-
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Pokemon (Mainly SV) incorrect quotes
RandomThis is it, I've truly lost myself. There's no going back now lmao. Just a collection of incorrect quotes cause I'm addicted to Pokemon Violet and I absolutely adore all the characters they are all amazing (except Geeta I hope she steps on a Lego.)
