[wearing heavy sunglasses and an all black suit with red trims on the inside, and he makes his way over to Bennington along with his assistant, Agent Stone. Robotnik approaches the major and takes his glasses off as the major warily puts a hand on his sidearm holster in case he needs it.]
Dr. Robotnik: Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington: Yes, I am--
Dr. Robotnik: Nope!
Major Bennington: My--
Dr. Robotnik: Wrong!
Major Bennington: name--
Dr. Robotnik: I'm in charge!
Major Bennington: is Major--
Dr. Robotnik: Me!
Major Bennington: Ben--
Dr. Robotnik: [Almost whispering] I'm in charge. [Shows Bennington his badge that is being held by Agent Stone] You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. [Points upward] Allow me to clarify. [Turns his head to the side while making a servo noise] In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on a level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone? [Walks away]
Agent Stone: The Doctor thinks you're basic.
Dr. Robotnik: I'm initiating a sweep sequence. [Presses some buttons on his glove control panel] Ten miles in every direction should suffice.
[On the top of Robotnik's truck, his flying drones prepare to be dispatched]
Dr. Robotnik: Is he still looking at me funny?
Agent Stone: Yes, he is.
Dr. Robotnik: Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history.
Agent Stone: If you don't stop looking at the doctor, he'll take a closer look--
Major Bennington: I'm not deaf.
Dr. Robotnik: And tell him his men report to me now. Blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah.
Major Bennington: Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize--
Dr. Robotnik: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?
Major Bennington: Benning--
Dr. Robotnik: Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares. You know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. [Walks up to Bennington and walks around him] And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end. And she leaves a big creepy egg sac. [Sees his drones flying around] Ah, my babies! Ooh! Look at what came out of my egg sack! You know what I love about machines? [Turns to face the drones] They do what they're told, they follow their programming! They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water! [Turns back to face everyone, pointing at Bennington] Now, you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss... [Opens his arms] and watch my machines do your job.
[A disgruntled Bennington walks away and Agent Stone turns to face Robotnik]
Dr. Robotnik: Can you feel it, Stone?
Agent Stone: I can feel it, Doctor.
Dr. Robotnik: It's evolution, Stone. [Pressing buttons on his gloves, and clenches his fists] It's evolution!!!
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