{CASE 143} Stray Kids 9th Member

Incorrect Quites w/ SKZ!

BRO I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ORIGINAL ONE AND NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN 😭

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Chan: I love all my children equally
Lee Know: Han tried to microwave something and almost set the dorm on fire
Chan: iS HAEJIN OKAY????/:8;)/&!:&3):&:

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Haejin: Hello people who do not live here
Jeongin, walking in from the kitchen: Hi!
Han, laying on the couch: Yo
Hyunjin, on the floor for who knows why: Hello, owner of this house
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Haejin: The food is too cute! I can't eat it
Lee Know:
Jeongin:
Changbin:
Chan:
Seungmin:
Felix:
Hyunjin: ...You're cute, but I wouldn't mind eating y-
Chan: ONE DINNER!!!
Lee Know: Here we go
Chan: oNE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!!!

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'Can I copy your homework?'
Haejin: I can help you with it!
Jeongin: Yeah, sure!
Han: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Hyunjin: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Seungmin: *Read 5:55pm*

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Jeongin: What does 'take out' mean?
Changbin: Food
Han: Dating
Lee Know: Murder
Haejin, with a knife: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

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Haejin: Imagine someone handed you a box full of all the things you have lost throughout your life
Jeongin: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Han: Wow! My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Changbin: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Hyunjin: My moral code, is that you?
Haejin:
Haejin: I was just gonna show you guys this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Haejin: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* We're you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Seungmin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all
Hyunjin: I personally was created in a lab
Changbin: I just straight up spawned lol
Lee Know:
Lee Know: I come from H E L L

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Haejin: Where are you going?
Lee Know: To get ice cream or commit felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Haejin: I was born for politics, I have great hair and love lying

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Haejin: Fool me once, you'll be warned
Haejin: Fool me twice,
*Stray Kids, with weapons in hand*
Haejin: ...You don't wanna know

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*not related to the story!!!*
Haejin: hyUNJIN KISSED ME
Jeongin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-
Haejin: It was unbelievable!
Han: Okay, we want to hear EVERYTHING. Jeongin, get the coke and unplug the phone. Haejin, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Haejin: Oh it ended VERY well
Han: Okay, so let's hear about the kiss.
Haejin: Okay so *explains in detail*

~meanwhile~

Hyunjin, eating pizza in his house:  And uh, then I kissed her
Seungmin: Tongue?
Hyunjin: Yeah
Felix: Cool

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Haejin: I don't do relationships
Hyunjin: *exists*
Haejin: Shit

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Haejin: The stars are so pretty
Hyunjin: Yeah, they are
Haejin: But you know who's prettier?
Hyunjin, blushing: Who? You mean me???
Haejin, holding her cat Hyeo: What? No, Hyeo is the prettiest boy!

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Haejin, getting into the dance practice room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things
Chan: Oh no it's fine!
Hyunjin:
Hyunjin: Hi, I'm 'things'—

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Lee Know: Being this cute is tiring
Seungmin, without looking up from his phone: That's probably why Haejin is still asleep

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Haejin: So how was school today?
Jeongin: This guy pushed me down
Haejin: And did you push him back?
Jeongin: No, he was bigger than me
Haejin: Uh-huh. Changbin? Chris? Lee Know?
Changbin: *cracks knuckles*
Chan: On it
Lee Know: *sharpens knives quietly*

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Hyunjin: Stop stealing my hoodies
Haejin: I'm not. I just got to it first and you keep trying to unsuccessfully take it

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Interviewer: So what's your favorite piece of art?
SKZ: Haejin

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Changbin: Oh no! Haejin isn't breathing!
Haejin, lying on the floor with eyes closed:
Changbin: I shalt give her mouth-to-mouth!
Haejin: *opens eyes and sits up*
Haejin: *walks away*

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Haejin: Getting all my boys mood rings so I know when they need a hug!

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Interviewer: So who's your favorite fellow member?
Haejin: I'd have to say it's Hy-
*flashback to Hyunjin hugging Felix*
Haejin: Chan
Chan: :D

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