him. | song mingi

BROKEN

wooyoung
DONT EVER MAKE JOKES
ABOUT MY MOTHER

me
i'm sorry really i don't know
why i said that lmao

me
but yeah

me
so it's kinda confusing but
basically i'm walking down
the street and this guy on
a bike comes out of nowhere
and like knocks me over
and then i go flying i land on
my side and my hand is out
over the gutter in the parking
lane and some shitstick is
trying to reverse parallel
park and drives right over my
fingers

me
so yeah

yeosang
STOP TALKING LIKE THIS
IS NORMAL IT ISNT

san
yeah don't act like this
is something we should be
hearing everyday

me
it's not that deep though
i still have nine more
fingers and nine toes

seonghwa
baby you have eight more
fingers and ten toes

me
oh shit yeah eight fingers
but no definitely nine toes

wooyoung
WHY

me
i lost one when i was
little

san
HOW DO YOU JUST
LOSE A TOE

me
no i mean i lost it it left
me it got taken away

me
it's not like i can't find it

yeosang
WHO TOOK YOUR TOE

me
so like y'all ever watched
friends

hongjoong
don't tell me you lost
your toe the same way
chandler did

me
yup

seonghwa
omg

me
except yunho dropped the
knife and no i'm not mad
it's one of my biggest flexes
second only to the fact
that i have had one pair of
doc martens for like 5
years and i haven't undone
the laces since the day i got
them

san
HOLD UP THATS A MAD
FLEX THO

me
I KNOW RIGHT

yunho
yuna where do i need to
pick you up from

me
x hospital

yunho
WHY ARE YOU ALL THE
WAY OVER THERE

mingi
there's literally a hospital
fifteen minutes away from
your apartment why are
you at a hospital an hour
and a half away from here

me
oh i wasn't home or around
the area

me
i was around this area so they
brought me to the closest
one

me
also they thought they were
going to have to remove my
fingers all together at first
or that i would have broken
or fractured ribs or spine or
hip or something so they
brought me to the better
facility

san
you poor thing

yeosang
yeah are you actually okay

me
somewhat