Me: Ohohohohokahahahahahay yohohoohohohou chahahan stahp now hahahahaha!
Soldier: Man, you're fun to tickle.
He then started to tickle my belly, making me laugh even harder.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAP!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Soldier: I don't understand why you're so cute when you're laughing sir.
He then started to tickle my roots, driving me insane.
Me: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAP TICKLING MEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Soldier: Aww, ok then sir.
He let me go and I curled up on the floor, crying with laughter.
Me: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hehehehehehehehehehe... *Happy sigh*
Soldier: Better sir?
Me: Much, thank you. Hehehehe...
Soldier: Well, Passports won't stamp themselves.
Me: Hehe, yeah.
Both of us: Glory to Arstotzka Inspector/officer!
Me: Ok, todays orders: "Entrants must have a passport, all documents must be correct and foreigners require an entry ticket." God, more rules now... NEXT.
A woman came in and handed me her passport and an entry ticket. 'Entry approved'.
Me: NEXT.
A man came in and gave me his passport. But no ticket.
Me: You need an entry tickle- Sorry, ticket sir.
Man: Pfffft, sorry, I have it here. *He gives me a ticket*
'Entry approved'.
Me: Cause no trouble. NEXT.
A woman came in and gave me the correct documents.
Ava: Hey there.
Me: Hello.
Ava: I can make you happy any time. *She gives me a Pink Vice ad.*
Me: Hmmm... I'll think about it. *'Entry approved'.*
Ava: Come to Pink Vice. Ask for Ava.
Me: Ok. Cause no trouble.
Entrant #5
Me: Papers, please.
Man: Here. *He gives me them.* I heard about the terrorist attack.
Me: Yeah...
Man: You are lucky to have a job still.
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Peas and sunshine (a pvz peashooter X sunflower story)
FanfictionSo hi, I'm a peashooter, but you can call me Peater. (Pun intended) I once met a sunflower and we have been friends for as long as I remember. We both love to tickle all of our friends, and they love tickling us as well. The war of plants vs zombies...
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