A Flanders with a Simpson!?

Part 8 (part 2)

*Rods POV*
I turned my alarm clock off and stared out my window.

I honestly didn't feel like going to school today but by legal law I have to go, there isn't a day that goes by where I don't want to just skip and enjoy the day that com-

Wait what if I do skip today!? I'm sure the school wouldn't notice I'll call them and tell them I have a doctors appointment!

Plus I'll go tomorrow and catch up on all the prayers and math I gotta work on.

But before I could do anything my annoying brother opened the door.

Your going to school rod.

Ya of course I am Todd what makes you think I'm not?

I don't know you've been acting out lately so I figured you'd try to skip school next.

Man who made this kid the devil himself!? I thought to myself.

Guess skipping school is out of the question...or is it.

We'll Todd ima be honest with you alright little brother? I have not been misbehaving the truth is you have!

What do you mean?

Wanna know what's the worst sin of all?

What being gay!

I widened my eyes but I know he didn't know about me being gay so I kept my cool and made a firm response.

Pride Todd the worst sin of all is pride.

So I'm not prideful I'm the most amazing kid in the world!

See that there is pride Todd! Just for that I'm telling dad you can't go to school today.

Wait no! Don't!

I opened my door then ran downstairs and into the kitchen.

Dad Todd can't go to school today.

What do you mean rody?

He threw up all morning but he so badly wants to go to school he keeps denying it!

Oh no! I'll go make sure he goes straight back to bed call the school for me son tell them todd can't go today.

Yes sir! *rod then snickers as he walks towards the phone.*

Springfield Christian school how may I help you?

Howdyleho neighborino ! Rod said in his most convincing Ned voice.

Oh hey ned what's up!?

My little rody and tody aren't feeling to good today they are throwing up and ugh it's a mess! Can you please excuse them for today they will for sure be back by tomorrow!

Well of course Ned! Hope your little angels get better soon!

Okolydokoly neighborino! I then hung up the phone trying so hard to not laugh.

My dad then comes Down stairs.

Well your brother is resting in bed that little rascal well now off to school for you! Did you call the school and tell them Todd wasn't going?

Of course dad well I better get going don't wanna be late.

Ya sure son!! He then laughs slightly.

I don't think he likes me calling him dad. I think to myself laughing silently.

I walk outside and make my way towards the corner of the sidewalk where do I go now?

I think about it for a while and then settle on going for some food so I make my way to Krusty burger I order a cheeseburger with fries and a krusty cola.